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post 1654181203 01-12-2022, 03:52 AM
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been going on dates with my buddy’s gay son

is it wrong?


would u be pissed? (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1654181253 01-12-2022, 03:56 AM
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post 1654181273 01-12-2022, 03:56 AM
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Is he banned ?
post 1654181313 01-12-2022, 03:58 AM
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do you go in raw or wrap it up? Does he swallow or spit? Tell me all the hot details pls..xoxo
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post 1654181343 01-12-2022, 03:59 AM
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post 1654181423 01-12-2022, 04:03 AM
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will post the details soon
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1654181653 01-12-2022, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
will post the details soon
Why soon and not now? Wtf is going on brah
post 1654181813 01-12-2022, 04:18 AM
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Does he have any cute friends
post 1654182053 01-12-2022, 04:29 AM
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i usually get a nice pump on before i meet him


i get in my Miata, and drive to his High School where he's finishing football practice (quarterback)



He's 18 so this is totally legal. we stopped by the police station to confirm, and started kissing as soon as the officer told us we were fine



i'm blasting "Hey Brother" by avicii



He hops in the front seat, top down. By this time I'm usually rock hard




He gives me high school road head on the way to dairy queen, and i usually shoot off a load or two before we have our blizzards together.



I feel like I'm young again




You're probably thinking "this sounds awesome brother, what's the issue?"





The problem is I'm not gay




(ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1654182173 01-12-2022, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
i usually get a nice pump on before i meet him


i get in my Miata, and drive to his High School where he's finishing football practice (quarterback)



He's 18 so this is totally legal. we stopped by the police station to confirm, and started kissing as soon as the officer told us we were fine



i'm blasting "Hey Brother" by avicii



He hops in the front seat, top down. By this time I'm usually rock hard




He gives me high school road head on the way to dairy queen, and i usually shoot off a load or two before we have our blizzards together.



I feel like I'm young again




You're probably thinking "this sounds awesome brother, what's the issue?"





The problem is I'm not gay




(ded fkn Srs)
Is this a samraiwise copypasta?
post 1654182193 01-12-2022, 04:34 AM
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Try women
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post 1654182213 01-12-2022, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
#relapse2022
fkn lol came in to post this
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post 1654182393 01-12-2022, 04:47 AM
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also please no gay stuff in this thread (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1654182423 01-12-2022, 04:49 AM
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The best support you can give a friend's gay son is to cup his balls on a date. Nothing gay about that
post 1654182433 01-12-2022, 04:50 AM
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Called it. Almost took you a whole week.
Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Inb4 Realapse 2022
post 1654182493 01-12-2022, 04:51 AM
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
The best support you can give a friend's gay son is to cup his balls on a date. Nothing gay about that
it’s true it’s like one of those “big brother / big sister” programs like you see the NFL players doing

(ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1654182583 01-12-2022, 04:57 AM
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inb4 elterrible asks for pics of 18 y/o quarterback
post 1654182763 01-12-2022, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
i usually get a nice pump on before i meet him


i get in my Miata, and drive to his High School where he's finishing football practice (quarterback)



He's 18 so this is totally legal. we stopped by the police station to confirm, and started kissing as soon as the officer told us we were fine



i'm blasting "Hey Brother" by avicii



He hops in the front seat, top down. By this time I'm usually rock hard




He gives me high school road head on the way to dairy queen, and i usually shoot off a load or two before we have our blizzards together.



I feel like I'm young again




You're probably thinking "this sounds awesome brother, what's the issue?"





The problem is I'm not gay




(ded fkn Srs)
You've got nothing to worry about - there's nothing gay about two bros giving each other head anyway.. really, it only becomes gay if it's agreed upon by both parties to be gay (one isn't enough).. so if you identify as a straight queer, than that's totally fine with me.
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post 1654183093 01-12-2022, 05:20 AM
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This thread is so straight it makes me wanna go suk a dik
post 1654183903 01-12-2022, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
This thread is so straight it makes me wanna go suk a dik
Listen brother as long as it’s straight suck away (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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