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post 1655654823 02-05-2022, 11:58 AM
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hold me, misc

Home made bread with melted butter. Toasted and yummy beyond all reason. A veritable carb festival with added gluten.

But the plate was too small.

In slow motion, it falls falls and splats onto the floor.

My heart is broken. This hurts more than when my ex got a blow job from a random chick in front of me (on two different occasions). O the humanity! What can I do to heal? Is it time to rope?
post 1655654973 02-05-2022, 12:01 PM
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post 1655655273 02-05-2022, 12:09 PM
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I probably would’ve chanced it. I’m vaccinated so I feel impervious to all sorts of germs and cooties. Salmonella, E. coli, botulism I dare you *******s



Jklol but damnit
post 1655655343 02-05-2022, 12:10 PM
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You will eat the dirty bread, and you will be happy
post 1655655353 02-05-2022, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By messomi
so mean. so so mean. But how can one go on? I got to eat a tiny piece of it and wow it was so good. The texture was on point. I made another one though. I just was too lazy to sit through another session of watching it toast. I wanted that PARTICULAR piece of buttery bread.
post 1655655433 02-05-2022, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
Home made bread with melted butter. Toasted and yummy beyond all reason. A veritable carb festival with added gluten.

But the plate was too small.

In slow motion, it falls falls and splats onto the floor.

My heart is broken. This hurts more than when my ex got a blow job from a random chick in front of me (on two different occasions). O the humanity! What can I do to heal? Is it time to rope?
3 second rule.
"Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to lifetime." - Joe Biden

2022 New Year's Resolution: Randomly neg TheScapeGOAT for lulz.
post 1655655663 02-05-2022, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed
3 second rule.
yeah, but the butter made it wet. Yet, I've eaten turds. so why get persnickety? alas it's too late. the neighbor's dog got to eat my delicious bread.
post 1655655803 02-05-2022, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus
When is that gangbang happening, op? I'm still waiting to creampie.
teeheehee. gangbangs are more companionable, but I'll prolly have to just do one on one since the health checking would be a night mare. For now my plan is to hump this chicken sandwich pillow.https://people.com/food/kfc-is-selli...bqfyvMBPGHCbek
post 1655656153 02-05-2022, 12:21 PM
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next time clean your floor better, brah
Originally Posted By MegaSloot
yeah, but the butter made it wet.Yet, I've eaten turds.so why get persnickety? alas it's too late. the neighbor's dog got to eat my delicious bread.
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