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Thread: What's the first thing you'd do if you woke up black?

post 1655776273 02-07-2022, 03:40 PM
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What's the first thing you'd do if you woke up black?

Would look down at my new BBC
post 1655776963 02-07-2022, 03:52 PM
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I'd go bang me a phat booty nubian princess. With my BBC
post 1655777003 02-07-2022, 03:53 PM
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make some ghetto kool aid
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post 1655777053 02-07-2022, 03:54 PM
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film a dunk comp with nicklol
post 1655777073 02-07-2022, 03:54 PM
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commit crime
post 1655777173 02-07-2022, 03:55 PM
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Go and get some free Nikes
post 1655777183 02-07-2022, 03:55 PM
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tfw gta San Andreas irl (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1655777273 02-07-2022, 03:57 PM
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Figure out if I can jump higher.

Scare the schit out of white people, particularly walking around outside at night.

Get a bullet proof vest so I don't get shot by a cop.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1655777413 02-07-2022, 04:00 PM
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Immediately stop taking showers.
post 1655777523 02-07-2022, 04:02 PM
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Probably the wife just like most other mornings.
post 1655777593 02-07-2022, 04:03 PM
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yay! blatant racism!
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1655777943 02-07-2022, 04:06 PM
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check penis size DFS
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Everything can be rated outta 10


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post 1655778543 02-07-2022, 04:15 PM
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Claim racism and go peacefully loot
LAKERS
post 1655778683 02-07-2022, 04:17 PM
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Ditch the wife and kids and go play some pickup basketball.
Motorcycle crew
Army veteran crew
One Meal a day crew
post 1655778813 02-07-2022, 04:20 PM
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finish last nights fried chicken
Cobra Kai Crew

srs
post 1655778873 02-07-2022, 04:21 PM
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Say *****h repeatedly in various public settings
post 1655784233 02-07-2022, 06:12 PM
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Take a morning job before NASA training
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-P Diddy, Vince McMahon, Andrew Tate believe all men crew.

-Trannys and gays are satanic crew

-COVID’s not real crew

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-Black but thinks whites are the master race crew

-We da fukin people together in the trap crew

-“I don't have to be what you want me to be” Muhammad Ali
post 1655784503 02-07-2022, 06:16 PM
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Measure my vertical.
post 1655784523 02-07-2022, 06:16 PM
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Ask why my skin tone is lighter
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post 1655784563 02-07-2022, 06:17 PM
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ask my wife if she wants to get blacked
US Navy Vet
Misc bjj crew
Aweir
post 1655784593 02-07-2022, 06:18 PM
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Hang a noose at my job and sue for millions
post 1655784763 02-07-2022, 06:21 PM
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Tell my wife and kids I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes.
post 1655784773 02-07-2022, 06:21 PM
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