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Thread: MISC Brahs: When Was One Time You Legit Noped T/F Out on Bish On Site (SRS)

post 1655970513 02-10-2022, 04:50 PM
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MISC Brahs: When Was One Time You Legit Noped T/F Out on Bish On Site (SRS)

Here is mine:


No joke, just met her, first date... we go back to her place....





Bish straight rips a pre-game, door-open dump. Heard the m/f'er splash and everything. Straight up grabbed my coat, cut my losses and walked out. SRS













Lets here them juicy stories brahs. Reps for all
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post 1655970533 02-10-2022, 04:51 PM
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Imagine the smell
post 1655970633 02-10-2022, 04:52 PM
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lmao at OP. WTF brah?
post 1655970843 02-10-2022, 04:58 PM
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She insisted on a condom
post 1655971063 02-10-2022, 05:03 PM
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Denied a walrus last year at a party

She was devastated and wouldnt shut up about how nobody has ever denied her...I actually felt a lil bad, but no way in hell was i even remotely attracted to her

She jumped on one of my buddies when she was dancing and his knee got injured for over a month because if the sheer weight

Imagine if i smashed...I would forever be known as the guy who smashed a whale that was so heavy she injured my 6ft 2 , 250 pound friend from simply having to hold her weight...
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post 1655971073 02-10-2022, 05:03 PM
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fukkin lol at op!

But srs answer:

Met a chick through myspace (randomly dm'ing sloots), and got invited to her place to roll. I arrive, and myspace angles of PISS. She was 5'5" and probably 190lbs... Beautiful face, but fuark. I pretended like I got a phone call and said my roommate was locked out and needed me to let him in. She said "Fine, but you're going to take one pill now, and you'll get the other when you come back...." LMAO kden. Bounced and had a mild roll with some friends out on the town.

I ended up hitting her up a couple weeks later when I was absolutely annihilated at a club, and went over to her place to smash. That sloot sure could fuark, like to the point where I didn't even feel shame afterwards.
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post 1655971163 02-10-2022, 05:04 PM
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Early days of online “dating” (ie turn up to their house to smash)

Was in the days before social media/instagram

I wasn’t aweir of MySpace angles etc

Turn up and she’s like 20kg heavier than her pics

Just said “sorry I can’t do this” and got back in the car and left
post 1655971493 02-10-2022, 05:10 PM
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She pulled her dick out, after I sucked it i gtfo of there.
post 1655972213 02-10-2022, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By chino3⏩
fukkin lol at op!
But srs answer:
Met a chick through myspace (randomly dm'ing sloots), and got invited to her place to roll. I arrive, and myspace angles of PISS. She was 5'5" and probably 190lbs... Beautiful face, but fuark. I pretended like I got a phone call and said my roommate was locked out and needed me to let him in. She said "Fine, but you're going to take one pill now, and you'll get the other when you come back...." LMAO kden. Bounced and had a mild roll with some friends out on the town.
I ended up hitting her up a couple weeks later when I was absolutely annihilated at a club, and went over to her place to smash. That sloot sure could fuark, like to the point where I didn't even feel shame afterwards.
lol'd

Same thing happened to me on POF...She literally compressed her photos into making her look skinny (can't even make this chit up). We met up in person and whale whale whale what do we have here?...Must have been pushing 250 @ 5'2 ...I acted like I wasn't surprised cuz I didn't wanna make her feel bad even though she knowingly catfished me. We went on a hike and she was huffing/puffing within 7 minutes so we turned around shortly after that and I dipped TF out.

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post 1655972653 02-10-2022, 05:33 PM
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Couple friends set me up on a blind date. We all met for dinner and during the conversation guy turned out to be married.

I excused myself to hit the ladies room and ran out the nearest exit.
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post 1655973003 02-10-2022, 05:39 PM
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common story but a tinder date got me with pics from when she was 10 years younger and a hundred pounds lighter. She had legit bat wings hanging off her arms. I'm too nice though, I stayed and ordered chicken wings. She ate a plate of chicken wings and legit burped in my face srs
post 1655973473 02-10-2022, 05:47 PM
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Bish looked fine in the photos.. 7/10 decent body, slim
Hit her up to come to my place from the app
She comes over and shes 50+ lbs heavier than advertised
She drove 30 min so I felt bad, let her in
Drank a few drinks
Go back to my room and I just couldn't
Made up some dumb excuse like I am starving haven't ate all day let's go grab some food
Still felt bad so took her out for boba
Made out with her in the end for practicing my kissing skills (i was 20 kissless vgn. at the time)

Nowadays if I go out with a chick I make sure she sends me a selfie so I can screen her. So many girls lie about their weight it's ridiculous
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post 1655973663 02-10-2022, 05:51 PM
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Smart man you narrowly avoided a long night of aggressive yet unsuccessful plungering with your IT’S OUR FIRST DATE tshirt pulled up over your nose
post 1655973743 02-10-2022, 05:52 PM
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had low test at the time but had a black female go on a date with me for the first time, she was in college, 20 years old, did some modeling, came over to my apartment on the first date to watch movies(obvious intent) we cuddled on the couch and maybe even kissed but when i touched her skin and hair it turned me off so I found an excuse for her to leave when the movie was over.

I definitely regretted having not fully enjoyed the **** out of that experience when I didnt have ****ty testosterone levels
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post 1655987823 02-10-2022, 11:46 PM
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Repped all until I was out. Will get all brahs who haven't been repped on recharge.





Lol'ed at some of the stories... this is why I MISC SRS
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post 1655987893 02-10-2022, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
She ate a plate of chicken wings and legit burped in my face srs
legit lol'ed IRL haha fukin gold, mate. SRS
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post 1655988073 02-10-2022, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Couple friends set me up on a blind date. We all met for dinner and during the conversation guy turned out to be married.

I excused myself to hit the ladies room and ran out the nearest exit.
Does this mean you’re single now or what
post 1655988103 02-10-2022, 11:58 PM
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whale angle in her pics, but giant tities and cute face so I gave it a chance and met up. We grapped a beer and her belly rested on the table. Noped out and had a wank. No fap is dangerous, a few more days and I couldn't have noped out.
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