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Forum » Srs Question Brahs

View Poll Results: Would you rather:

Voters: 19.
Get the herp on your dink
11 57%
End up with a surprised kid from a dirty dirty sloot (and it’s definitely yours)
8 42%
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Thread: Srs Question Brahs

post 1656329013 02-16-2022, 07:37 PM
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Srs Question Brahs

Let’s say you’re a Chad and having your fun running through sloots.


Would you rather:

Get herpes on your dink

Or

End up with a surprise kid (from a sloot you definitely wouldn’t wife up)


Curious how this one lands.





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Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1656329083 02-16-2022, 07:40 PM
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Lol at not having herpes in the year 2022
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post 1656329093 02-16-2022, 07:40 PM
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Herpes. Duh.
post 1656329123 02-16-2022, 07:40 PM
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18 years of financial and mental trouble vs something that everyone has.
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post 1656329233 02-16-2022, 07:42 PM
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I’d do despicable things to get herpes from Jessica alba
post 1656329243 02-16-2022, 07:42 PM
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Honestly I think I would go with the kid. I'd fight to get as much fatherly time as possible, no doubt, but I would rather risk that than get teh herp
post 1656329253 02-16-2022, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By AdamSMW⏩
18 years of financial and mental trouble vs something that everyone has.
everyone does not have genital herpes brah

give me the kid
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post 1656329323 02-16-2022, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By AdamSMW⏩
18 years of financial and mental trouble vs something that everyone has.
This and the possibility of going to jail for not paying child support and your retirement will be touched.
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post 1656329523 02-16-2022, 07:51 PM
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A pill a day keeps the herpes at bay.

Would take the herpes 100%.
post 1656329693 02-16-2022, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By AlexxVann⏩
A pill a day keeps the herpes at bay.

Would take the herpes 100%.
And you probably don't even need the pill. Vast majority never have any symptoms whatsoever. More people have it than you think, most don't get tested for it and the symptoms are so small/nonexistant nobody would suspect they have it
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post 1656329933 02-16-2022, 08:00 PM
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Can't catch herpes twice


Spoiler!
not srs
Damn
post 1656330343 02-16-2022, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
I’d do despicable things to get herpes from Jessica alba
I’m pulling for you dude!






I voted herpes too
Easy choice lol
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post 1656330413 02-16-2022, 08:08 PM
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I'd rather have the kid. Only because I'm good looking as fuark so my kids are going to be good looking as fuark. Its like a Lexus making more Lexuses.
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post 1656330623 02-16-2022, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
I'd rather have the kid. Only because I'm good looking as fuark so my kids are going to be good looking as fuark. Its like a Lexus making more Lexuses.
Why did you choose lexus for your analogy?
post 1656330663 02-16-2022, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Why did you choose lexus for your analogy?
Because Im a Lexus guy. Its top tier for me.
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post 1656330773 02-16-2022, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
Because Im a Lexus guy. Its top tier for me.
This week
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post 1656347033 02-17-2022, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Can't catch herpes twice


Spoiler!
not srs
Semi srs


Happy Thursday brahs!
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1656347113 02-17-2022, 07:01 AM
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Absolutely herpes all day everyday.
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