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post 1656661603 02-22-2022, 02:30 PM
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question for big dink brahs (big dinks only)(size kings)(srs)(no pics)

question for like-bodied bros (i’m 8x6)

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sometimes during sex w my girl say 30 min she says she’s kinda raw down there and can’t have sex for 24 hrs minimum. no condom we use lube and she’s naturally wet too does this happen to you too or do i have a sandpaper pickle OR is she defective and i should return her for a refund??



ded fukkin srs thx

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post 1656661653 02-22-2022, 02:31 PM
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foreplay

have foreplay

still if you do it twice a day its going to cause issues
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post 1656661673 02-22-2022, 02:31 PM
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Bad news chief, she's not wet enough because she's not enjoying it.
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post 1656661713 02-22-2022, 02:32 PM
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You came to the right place, this entire forum meets that criteria
post 1656661793 02-22-2022, 02:32 PM
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post 1656661803 02-22-2022, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer
foreplay

have foreplay

still if you do it twice a day its going to cause issues
ok may need to adjust the warm-up routine thanks king
Originally Posted By natypes
Bad news chief, she's not wet enough because she's not enjoying it.
aw fuk maybe i should invite her ex boyfriend over will that help?
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post 1656661883 02-22-2022, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31
You came to the right place, this entire forum meets that criteria
skinny dudes are going to have more meat available

people who have the sense of posterity to take care of themselves are likely to be economically better off

I don't doubt that misc has significant selection bias



also birth control pills are the worst because of this
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post 1656661893 02-22-2022, 02:34 PM
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most women weren't built for donkey diks.....maybe try men?
post 1656662063 02-22-2022, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31
You came to the right place, this entire forum meets that criteria
i figured misc bros top 1%

6’+
six figs+
big dinks
top tier strength

compared to the avg man we are kings
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post 1656662213 02-22-2022, 02:38 PM
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Your cawk is gonna get irritated eventually.

It will affect your attitude towards her.
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post 1656662343 02-22-2022, 02:39 PM
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Just LMAO @ taking 30 minutes to finish!
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post 1656662423 02-22-2022, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Just LMAO @ taking 30 minutes to finish!
i thought long-lasting was good bro 😎

are we trying to finish up in 3 mins or less what’s the consensus here
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post 1656662483 02-22-2022, 02:42 PM
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30 mins sexy time just means she's struggling to get off because you didn't rub the lamp
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post 1656663293 02-22-2022, 02:52 PM
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yeah I have heard this from my girl even after being together years, if I love her long time like 20-30+ minutes she will say she’s getting sore/raw etc even tho using lube etc, just the way it is, sometimes next day she will say she still feels too sore to go again. not really even “complaining” about it, more like it’s a good pain/hurts so good nomsayin, like when u feel sore after an intense workout it feels sore but good at same time
post 1656663443 02-22-2022, 02:54 PM
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Never happend srs.

Rarely am balls deep for 30m though just lol


However, because I’m currently in a LDR, we have a lot of sex when we do see each other and it has not happend after sex 2-4 times every day for 10 days
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post 1656664733 02-22-2022, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet
yeah I have heard this from my girl even after being together years, if I love her long time like 20-30+ minutes she will say she’s getting sore/raw etc even tho using lube etc, just the way it is, sometimes next day she will say she still feels too sore to go again. not really even “complaining” about it, more like it’s a good pain/hurts so good nomsayin, like when u feel sore after an intense workout it feels sore but good at same time
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i wasn’t really looking to flex i’m on that proudmanlet time but glad i’m not the only one

i’m selfish and like to try and make her finish 2x but i guess shouldn’t be so focused on that we both bust and cleanup 10 minutes or less or your money back
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post 1656664863 02-22-2022, 03:16 PM
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Cut the time down


There's no need to waste 30 min. She's probably drying up after 15
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post 1656665383 02-22-2022, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Cut the time down


There's no need to waste 30 min. She's probably drying up after 15
ok i’m tryna go rounds now 15x2-3

i’ll try out this new warm up routine and strategy and report back playboy
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post 1656666203 02-22-2022, 03:41 PM
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30 minutes....

I remember that. Now it's like 7 minutes on average. Fast, intense, raw. Can't imagine pumping away for a half hour.
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post 1656668203 02-22-2022, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers
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i wasn’t really looking to flex i’m on that proudmanlet time but glad i’m not the only one

i’m selfish and like to try and make her finish 2x but i guess shouldn’t be so focused on that we both bust and cleanup 10 minutes or less or your money back
hehewell look at it this way if u are pleasing her more by busting quicker than by making her finish 2x then it makes sense to focus on that, you will make it brah!
post 1656668583 02-22-2022, 04:19 PM
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That's not a big dick problem, that's a dry pussy problem.
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post 1656668823 02-22-2022, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja
That's not a big dick problem, that's a dry pussy problem.
thank you for your infinite wisdom NUGGZTHENINJA.

ill make sure she’s into it next time (consensually)
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers
question for like-bodied bros (i’m 8x6)

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sometimes during sex w my girl say 30 min she says she’s kinda raw down there and can’t have sex for 24 hrs minimum. no condom we use lube and she’s naturally wet too does this happen to you too or do i have a sandpaper pickle OR is she defective and i should return her for a refund??



ded fukkin srs thx

for your time
You're literally pumping for more than 30 minutes? Bruh. That's why.
post 1656669153 02-22-2022, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920
You're literally pumping for more than 30 minutes? Bruh. That's why.
sorry bro i like sex (with women) do you not understand

((are you on that ****gytime king?))
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30 minutes is a little excessive if its everytime, I would be pretty fukking bored honestly if I was a woman and it took that long for a dude to get off every time.

Also if she is wet and you are using lube then I highly doubt what she is saying is true, shes likely just avoiding confrontation for the reason above or low sex drive or something else.
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers
sorry bro i like sex (with women) do you not understand

((are you on that ****gytime king?))
Errrr..... I think people who really like sex cum fast because they are so turned on and it feels so good.

Taking that long everytime means you probably have very low sensitivity or arent really all that turned on by your GF and are just horny.
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post 1656685533 02-22-2022, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah
30 minutes is a little excessive if its everytime, I would be pretty fukking bored honestly if I was a woman and it took that long for a dude to get off every time.

Also if she is wet and you are using lube then I highly doubt what she is saying is true, shes likely just avoiding confrontation for the reason above or low sex drive or something else.
fair enough i considered there could be a bigger problem here 🤔 will have to research to engage further and will try shortening up the time limits to give dat dere poosy some time to breathe
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Just LMAO @ taking 30 minutes to finish!
This.

If you can't take a woman from completely dressed to orgasm in under 5min you don't know what you are doing.
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post 1656686613 02-22-2022, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
This.

If you can't take a woman from completely dressed to orgasm in under 5min you don't know what you are doing.
can you send me directions to “the mood?”

srs

i can get girls off who know what they need but girls who are clueless i can’t help them find a place they’ve never been to before
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