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Thread: Rate Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal

post 1656816393 02-24-2022, 02:48 PM
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Rate Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal

Just rewatched Shallow Hal (made in 2001). Funny movie that would never be made today since it would trigger so many "body positivity" people. So many great fat jokes (like Married with Children had).

Gwyneth Paltrow was around 28 when it was filmed. I have found her mostly annoying in sound clips that I have heard from her over the years, but watching the movie she came off as very sexy. I guess this was her with glow left. Internet says she is 5'9".

How would you rate her back then? A few examples of her from the movie.




post 1656816573 02-24-2022, 02:50 PM
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post 1656816923 02-24-2022, 02:55 PM
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Yeah I mean that movie is fine I guess but a lot of plot holes that make it straight up hard to believe for example at no point does jack black enter his bathroom only to be confronted by an unflushed rancid chocolate hippopotamus that has been farted out by his behemoth girlfriend and left to rot until he arrived and attempted to wrest his toilet from its fudgey clutches via many consecutive hours of aggressive plungering with his NO FAT CHICKS tshirt pulled up over his nose and beyond that you would think he would get super suspicious after the fourth or fifth time of finding his bath towels having been affixed to a hockey stick with duct tape and used as makeshift wiping devices I mean it is all just so outlandish I think they should probably call for Paltrow to voluntarily return the oscar she won for her performance
post 1656817013 02-24-2022, 02:58 PM
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post 1656817093 02-24-2022, 02:59 PM
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Beautiful but too skinny. Not enough butt fat.
post 1656817333 02-24-2022, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Yeah I mean that movie is fine I guess but a lot of plot holes that make it straight up hard to believe for example at no point does jack black enter his bathroom only to be confronted by an unflushed rancid chocolate hippopotamus that has been farted out by his behemoth girlfriend and left to rot until he arrived and attempted to wrest his toilet from its fudgey clutches via many consecutive hours of aggressive plungering with his NO FAT CHICKS tshirt pulled up over his nose and beyond that you would think he would get super suspicious after the fourth or fifth time of finding his bath towels having been affixed to a hockey stick with duct tape and used as makeshift wiping devices I mean it is all just so outlandish I think they should probably call for Paltrow to voluntarily return the oscar she won for her performance
I'm not sure if I'm more disappointed that I was reeled in and extremely engaged to learn about the plot of holes of..........Shallow Hal

Or that I got all the way to word chocolate before realizing I'd been Thunderpants'd again
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post 1656817503 02-24-2022, 03:04 PM
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Lol I remember when that movie came out and we were in the movie theatre to watch it, and when that butt scene came some dude in the movie theater went "whoooaaahh" real loud
post 1656818173 02-24-2022, 03:13 PM
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I like her slim frame.
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Every time I saw her I wanted to give her a sandwich.
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
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post 1656835573 02-24-2022, 07:21 PM
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I think we were all under the same spell as Hall.
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The burn unit scene in that movie hits like a ton of bricks- be careful brahs
post 1656835953 02-24-2022, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Samraiwise⏩


I think we were all under the same spell as Hall.
Great photo for the mogging thread. Manlets, when will they learn?
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