1. A generic hot blonde with athletic frame. She is of average intelligence and will never get fat. However, her personality is flavourless and she holds generic taste in just about every form of art. Opinionated, but not motivated by political correctness. Will cheat if you act beta too much or get fat.

2. Big tiddy Goth. Dark hair, pale blue eyes, pale skin and low self esteem. She's just as hot overall as the generic blonde, but more mercurial in personality. Unathletic, but good thicc tiddy and ass, otherwise medium build. Will get fat if you bully her into it. Is prone to depression and may kill herself, especially if you neglect her (you are however still allowed to have sex with the body, which never decays, if this happens). Low chance of cheating, though may cuck you with famous gothic rock band member if you let her go to a concert alone.

3. Sassy Black chick. Has a well put together body, great face, ass for days, good taste in music and how to have fun, but an aggressive and confrontational personality. It's easy to cross the line and piss her off. She will constantly misinterpret things you say, or read too much into your points of view, perceiving you as unaware of ignorance, whilst you will disagree that it was actually offensive. Average chance of cheating.

4. Waifish left wing indie chick. Is political minded and always whining about something or other about politics or society. However, she proves to be a better conversationalist, smarter and more insightful than the previous two selections. Attractiveness is high, but in a somewhat malnourished and tired looking way. Will remain faithful but always bug you about any conservative opinions. Paradoxically, if you capitulate to her political views she will actually break up with you. High sex drive, sleeps a lot, enjoys bullying and doesn't really care about physical performance.

5. Ditzy Asian. An Asian Girl who is both oddly subservient and often can be annoying. Cute face but average body. Has a simple mind, but idolises you and refuses to cheat or break up. Music and art taste is vaguely amusing candy floss that provides meaningless entertainment. Extensive knowledge of obscure but enjoyable food. Has a cute Dog she adores, but won't get mad if you drown it or give it away due to not wanting to look after it. Sometimes sends out confusing/inexplicable mentally unstable vibes.



Make your choice.

was expecting pics and got a wall of text

negged

Sassy black chic's NEVER have good taste in music op. Unfortunately. Unless you like shyt music. And I'm telling you, that personality type is FUKING EXHAUSTING.

I want...

Black indie chic who is not a liberal. This probably doesn't exist, but a boy can dream.

I'll take 3. She at least has a pulse, and is probably a beast in bed

Aight but pick one at least damn

thought this ****ot was permabanned

did not read

aight but read it at least damn

My point of view is she must remain loyal to me if she's a part of my future, if she's not a part of my future then what do I care about her?

Kind of tough, they all have things I'd quickly get sick of, but I picked 2.

My girl is #1 but instead of flavourless personality she's the life of the party, people give her free chit everywhere we go. She can deadlift more than me (due to my bad back). Also won't cheat.

Can I just fuk dudes?

My hand

That's cheating the system

Alternate Title: Do you want a gf or an F buddy?


Literally #1 is the only thing slightly resembling relationship material. Stereotypes are a real time saver.

One of each to smash as often as I feel like

girl 1 easily ...gotta stay alpha

would rather a nice clean weiner

I can’t get women

so none

5 ofc

Every alpha has his beta moments in life. Girl 1 is a trap lol

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I guess I cheated the system IRL then.

anyway they all sound like a headache to be arounddas it mayne

5 because a woman that worships and idolizes you is the best way to go. Current GF is Asian. She's fairly intelligent and driven work wise but completely submissive to me at home. In every single way. Race is kind of irrelevant but when it comes to choosing someone to date/have around constantly/possibly live with and marry. Complete submission, loyalty and compliance is the way to go.


I understand a lot of guys want an 'equal partner' in a wife. Someone that works and contributes equally to paying bills. Raising kids. Doing house-hold chores. Etc. Might be useful to help you get on your feet. To help you get ahead. But at the same time you lose a good deal of submission and compliance. If you are kind of mid tier in life this is what you shoot for. Because its the best case scenario for your life-style. The better you do in life, the worse then scenario turns out though.




I jokingly reinforce with my girl on a fairly regular basis that if she gets out of line I can replace her in a matter of hours. And if that happens good luck finding a guy that's my equal. Any time I duck out for a long period of time and don't respond to text messages/calls, when I see her she kind of half jokingly asks if I was with another woman. I always say that I was. I always put in her head there is another female just waiting for her to fukk up to replace her. We've been together about 3.5 years now. At first there was jealousy and insecurity around this kind of banter. Now she enjoys it.

I dated #3 for 2 years. No thanks to that again. I vote 1

Neg me, reflexive love for dogs is NPC sh!t and I'm sick of pretending I care about them

The one who will lick my butthole & piss on me.