Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum
ยป New line when someone hits you up for money and you want to tell them you don't have
  1. Results 1 to 2 of 2
post 1657738103 03-11-2022, 02:59 AM
-
#1
  1. LobsterRageFist
  2. Platinum Member
  1. LobsterRageFist
  2. Platinum Member
  3. Join Date: May 2011
  4. Posts: 4,556
  5. Rep Power: 12600

New line when someone hits you up for money and you want to tell them you don't have

"I'm BROKE as a WOKE!"

Sort of a play on the "Go Woke, Go Broke" expression.

Working on my Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech as we speak.

(formerly I'm broke as a joke if you didn't get it)
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still here postin' in hhhnnnggg threads, beggin' for mod reps, and braggin' about whales you harpooned from POF, I'll f'in kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll f'in kill ya. You got somethin' none of us have, and you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be red, and I'll still be a socially awkward/FA. And that's all right.
post 1657738483 03-11-2022, 03:25 AM
-
#2
  1. infinityplus1
  2. Registered User
  1. infinityplus1
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2013
  4. Location: QLD, Australia
  5. Posts: 33,994
  6. Rep Power: 165958
Delet this
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts