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post 1658614243 03-26-2022, 01:18 PM
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Had a real bad BM, clogged the toilet

So last night I had chorizo quesadillas with sour cream, guac, all the fixings. Tasted amazing. Fast forward to this morning, and I had my usual morning relief of number two. The toilet got plugged up a bit, and I had to do some aggressive plunger work. NBD, it flushed eventually.

Present time, I had to rip a fart, and it was intense. Then I noticed a horrific smell, and it felt like I needed to go soon. I realized that my body was letting me know that it didn't like the quesadillas as much as I thought. So I go to relieve myself, and this just was one of the foulest smelling dumps I think I ever had. I mean I think all the dairy, chorizo and fixings mixed to form mustard gas. I had to give myself a courtesy flush, but it didn't go down. I panicked, here I am still working on this, and the water is rising halfway up the bowl. Thankfully it stopped, and I was done shortly after.

I plunger it some more, and try to flush again. Now the water is almost up to the lip of the bowl, and it smells horrid. I mean my eyes are starting to sting and water. It's that bad. Then I start thinking about Thunderpants' literal chit posting, and I start to lose it. I'm hunched over, tearing up from the smell and laughing, my arms are getting tired because it was back and biceps day for me this morning, and the water isn't budging.

I heard a deep gutteral relief of pressure (I think a pipe might have burst, but I'm a rentcel so whatever lmao) and the toilet finally flushed. I flushed it once more for good measure. I also had to light a candle, not only due to the horrid smell, but for our patron saint Thunderpants, as I know he was watching over me in my time of need.


Might need to put in a maintenance request after this one.
post 1658624733 03-26-2022, 04:40 PM
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post 1658624993 03-26-2022, 04:47 PM
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I’m sorry to hear that. Can you contact a plumber
post 1658625053 03-26-2022, 04:49 PM
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Next time that happens just scoop your hands in the bowl and squeeze the turd until it breaks up into smaller pieces.
post 1658625133 03-26-2022, 04:50 PM
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Try pushing it down the shower drain next time
FL > PA
post 1658625163 03-26-2022, 04:51 PM
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This is why I keep a poo knife in every bathroom
post 1658625213 03-26-2022, 04:52 PM
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Thunderbrah where you at?
post 1658625813 03-26-2022, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
Thunderbrah where you at?
he only comes for females
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1658626063 03-26-2022, 05:10 PM
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Where are the facking pics m8?

You expect me to read all that first thing Sunday morning?

Rude.
Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
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post 1658627063 03-26-2022, 05:30 PM
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My son just farted so bad my wife started dry wretching. The fukd up thing was that I got in trouble for laughing. I'll take him to the park soon to air out, windows down AC blasting.

Inb4 ThunderPants
Damn
post 1658627483 03-26-2022, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
I’m sorry to hear that. Can you contact a plumber
All good now, hopefully.
Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Next time that happens just scoop your hands in the bowl and squeeze the turd until it breaks up into smaller pieces.
U w0t m8?
Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Try pushing it down the shower drain next time
Don't know man, I might break the drain.
Originally Posted By Leannoodle⏩
This is why I keep a poo knife in every bathroom
I respect the dedication And preparedness.
Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
Where are the facking pics m8?

You expect me to read all that first thing Sunday morning?

Rude.
Groce.
Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
My son just farted so bad my wife started dry wretching. The fukd up thing was that I got in trouble for laughing. I'll take him to the park soon to air out, windows down AC blasting.

Inb4 ThunderPants
Lmao your son is an absolute unit.
post 1658637203 03-26-2022, 08:26 PM
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