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post 1658672573 03-27-2022, 03:22 PM
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Wife trouble...

Two women on their way back from a night out stop off in a graveyard for a pee.

One wipes her fanny with her knickers, and the other uses a wreath of flowers.

The next day their two husbands were in the pub.

One says 'I'd better watch my wife, I think she's up to no good... she came home with no knickers on last night.'

The other man says 'That's nothing, mine had a card wedged in her arse cheeks saying "We'll never forget you. From all the boys at the rugby club!"
post 1658673043 03-27-2022, 03:32 PM
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LMAO wtf is a Fanny and wtf are knickers

Actually laughed out loud
post 1658673393 03-27-2022, 03:39 PM
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English dad jokes

Woman tells her best friend that her husband brought her home a beautiful bouquet of flowers.

“It’s not your birthday, or anniversary though. What did you have to do for that?” Asks friend

“Oh just lie down with my legs spread”

“What? Don’t you have a vase?”

Boom tish
post 1658673473 03-27-2022, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Krunok⏩
LMAO wtf is a Fanny and wtf are knickers

Actually laughed out loud
Ameribrah translation service:

Fanny = ladies front bottom
Knickers = stout ladies undergarments
post 1658673623 03-27-2022, 03:42 PM
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Negged for terrible foreign jokes.




Cheers.
post 1658673813 03-27-2022, 03:45 PM
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I've got a new girlfriend from India - thought misc might approve.

She used to be a lesbian.

Her name's Minjita.
post 1658674003 03-27-2022, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Another one the yanks won't get.
Why? It’s a traditional Indian name
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