I was at my friends house down the street and they had a dingo that just had puppies, I was walking out of their driveway and the bitch bit my thigh pretty bad it was bleeding a lot

Then it bit the neighbor girl in the face a couple months later, and they got sued and had to get rid of the dog

Chit was scary as hell

Been hit on the calf twice, first was a small dog that just had puppies when at a friends house, second was a small dog when I was moving stuff out of a multi tenant shared yard house and some of the tenants let their dog out without realizing I was there even though we knocked and called them… not bothered by it tho, nickel sized nips, took forever to heal tho.

Never put myself in a situation to be attacked by a larger dog. I don’t go around ****bulls and such if they’re not contained.

Not an attack but when I was in high school I would wrestle with our Chesapeake bay retriever. It was all in fun but he'd get a little rough but wouldn't bite hard. But I got him in a head lock and he ripped his head out and caught my nostril with one of his canines and ripped my nose up. My right nostril was dangling by a thread of skin and completely pierced the middle part of my nose. Didn't want to go to the hospital cause it was my own damn fault. Super glued it back together in the bathroom mirror and made a complete recovery, hardly even a scar lol.

my ex's chow/Shepard mix bit my hand once.
also bit my kid on the mouth when he was toddler because he charged in to hug her while she was on the floor and fell on her.
she refused to get rid of it and it started a rift between us.
post divorce that dog bit a few more people.

on the other hand, my black lab hound mix i had at the same time would just lick my kid in the face to get him to let go of her floppy ears when he got both hands on them and started tugging.
she would also just lay down and start whimpering or howling to get my attention so i could save her when he'd start jumping on her.

she was so afraid of fireworks she literally crushed the door knob on my back door trying to get out because she knew how to turn a door knob to open a door.
yet she would rather take abuse than bite a kid.

hell my ex's chow would snap at her regularly and she took it until one time chow kept going and my dog took her down by the throat and held her to the floor.
she could of done some damage but didn't.

don't try to tell me the breed of a dog doesn't matter.

na but if i did id punt it and if that didnt work i take out my Nina

One was with my cousin and this guy let his pit out of the house and it chased us down. WE hopped up on this 4ft tall stone fence thing and the dog chewed my shoe off. Fat dude had zero emotion and finally called his dog back.

Second was a pitbull and it bit my leg, but I pulled back in time and it locked it's jaws on my pants and ripped holes into them. Then it just flipped a switch and went back to playing.

The last was Chihuahua. My mom's pet and he was super defense with her. Bit my hand a few times.

I had a golden retriever and I played a game with my friends trying to run from our jungle gym to the boat without him getting us. He would tackle the chit out of us and bite us but just in a playful way. He ripped about a dozen of my t shirts but I could always tell he was playing

When the dingo attacked me I could tell it was really trying to fuk me up

You arent a miscer unless youve been viciously attacked by the peaceful fly loving pitbull.