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post 1659232033 04-06-2022, 06:07 PM
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Weirdest thing you did as a kid?

I pissed in a classroom over lunch in grade school
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Missed a test in HS so the teacher sent me and this skag who also missed it to an empty classroom to complete it. We both finished it in 10 minutes and she proceeded to give me a reach around handjob for the remaining 25 minutes or so.

She wasn't fat, just had this weird unattractive face. Her hands knew what to do though.
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
post 1659240313 04-06-2022, 09:34 PM
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faked my death on playsite.com or some website like that. just out of the blue
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post 1659240433 04-06-2022, 09:39 PM
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Went to a junior Bible study. They had this coloring book page of Jesus that we all had the chance to color. I asked and proceeded to color him red like the devil. They asked if we had Bible's in the house and I didn't think we did (we did) so I said no. I have no idea why I did it other than I liked the color red better than peach but the Church had to call and talk with my mom afterwards. Regretted doing it when I was old enough to know better.
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post 1659240523 04-06-2022, 09:44 PM
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Lol nice.

Another weird situation in grade 6, at a new school.

It was just me and another student in the classroom, we must have forgot something there. Anyways, he said something that pissed me off, so i turned around and swang an absolute haymaker to the back of his kidneys. Bro took it like a champ.
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Fapped in this sloot principles office and shot my ropes into her coat pocket.
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post 1659240843 04-06-2022, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
It was just me and another student in the classroom, we must have forgot something there. Anyways, he said something that pissed me off, so i turned around and swang an absolute haymaker to the back of his kidneys. Bro took it like a champ.
We used to roller skate in gym. Alpha kid knocked down my buddy so I tripped him and he went down flat on his face. His buddy held my arms while he elbowed me in that face in the locker room. Got called into PE Teacher's office and told him I just tripped, my face was a bloody swollen mess.

After that I got invited to the alpha lunch table for not being a Narc, I declined.
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post 1659240923 04-06-2022, 10:00 PM
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Got a chemistry kit for a gift one year, mixed up all the chemicals and put it onto a scrape hoping that I would turn into Venom
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sucked my cousins toes

dry humped the climbing rope in gym class

"wrestled" with my buddies

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post 1659241033 04-06-2022, 10:05 PM
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Used to go into the restrooms during our grade levels recess and i'd throw opened milk cartons to whoever was chitting
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had a baby sitter when I was very young. she was latina with massive ass and tits. serious. was around age 10 and had never had sex before. when my parents would leave she’d jam her titty down my mouth and squeeze the sweet milk in my throat. she had the face girls made when they orgasmed as she dry humped me and smothered my face with her double G breasts. sometimes when she’d go to bathroom she’d invite me in, lock the door behind her. told me she had something secret to tell me. she’d push out the largest bassyiest farts on my face, and sometimes loggs would shoot out. smelled like roasted chicken. then I’d get washed down in the shower shower while she rubbed her soapy body on my cock and face.
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post 1659241203 04-06-2022, 10:09 PM
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I would capture bees and secretly let them loose in the classroom, it scared the teacher at the time to death. Funniest sht ever
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A guy came over to install insulation in our attic. He needed a ladder to get up there, and when he went up there I moved the ladder away.

Mum took me out somewhere having no idea about what I did with the ladder. We came back like two hours later, and the guy was still up there. Boy, was he rustled.
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post 1659241223 04-06-2022, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Deutschlandbrah⏩
I would capture bees and secretly let them loose in the classroom, it scared the teacher at the time to death. Funniest sht ever
This reminds me of the time i'd get ants and put them on girls shoulders srs

I remember cuz they would be scared of them and thought it would be fun to do that. Other kids started following doing the same thing. They talked to all of us in a sit down a few days after that occured lol
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Similar experience op.

Maybe not the weirdest thing I did but in first grade the line to the bathroom was too long so I walked over to the corner right beside the bathroom and pissed in the mop bucket that was sitting there. Did it right in-front of the teacher and all the kids.
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A friend and I managed to find an opening in an access panel in the washroom which led above the library which had drop ceiling………. we would spit on people below and they would look confused where the wetness was coming from. We thought it was hilarious.

Almost got caught by a teacher so we rushed to make it back out…… the Janitor saw us pop out of the panel with all the dusty **** on us but he didn’t give a phuck and pretended not to see us…… teacher saw us in the hallway and accused us but we no sold it so he left us alone.


Older me would kick the **** out of younger me for doing that
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In grade school I loved graffiti to see people’s reactions

Wrote F..UCK in big letters in the washroom then hung around outside to see people’s reactions…. One kid ran to the teacher and I enjoyed the chaos it started
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