brahs, m8s, boyos, just wanted to say thanks for the entertainment over the years. i've been here quite a posting/lurking quite a long time. i've learned a bunch about lifting, the world, and life from you guys and had many lulz along the way. you guys are like brothers to me.

so many gr8 threadz/memes/lingo/comics/copypastas and mostly everyone here has been willing to offer help or answer pms. too many miscers to mention and also some who are long gone, but in case this forum goes away just know if i've had a positive interaction (even from lurking) or repped you - thank you men.





feel free to post about your favorite memories

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reps until i am out

you’re welcome

IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED, WE ARE ALL BOTS.

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers.

repped, boyos

Nice brah!