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04-14-2022, 04:58 AM
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Strictly 'No men allowed' nightclub is coming to the UK!
- A 'no men allowed' club night is coming to Manchester next month as part of a nationwide tour
- Lick Clit Events will be taking over the Ritz nightclub on 7 May in a move that's sure to be popular with, well, anyone that isn't a man. According to the company, Lick Clit nights are 'for women, by women' and have a strict 'no men allowed' policy
- The company's aim is to provide a space for women and transgender people to party safely
- Responses have been mixed but overly in favour of the move:
"You know how I know this works? Because it would never work if it was an all men bar. Men go on the pull. To get their disgusting meat tube sucked or f****d Girls go to have fun!"
"I am a middle aged het man and love this. Women partying with women will be a fun atmosphere. Well done ladies"
"Can I identify as a female and attend? Asking for a horny friend"
"It's all fun and games until girls start craving a dick come 12am lmfao"
"What happens if straight girls get harassed by wet fanny loving women?"
"This looks so safe and fun. Imagine being able to dress up and not be sexually harassed while trying to dance"
"Suck my nipples and call me Shirley! I am so attending this. Bye bye boys!"

- Lick Clit Events will be taking over the Ritz nightclub on 7 May in a move that's sure to be popular with, well, anyone that isn't a man. According to the company, Lick Clit nights are 'for women, by women' and have a strict 'no men allowed' policy
- The company's aim is to provide a space for women and transgender people to party safely
- Responses have been mixed but overly in favour of the move:
"You know how I know this works? Because it would never work if it was an all men bar. Men go on the pull. To get their disgusting meat tube sucked or f****d Girls go to have fun!"
"I am a middle aged het man and love this. Women partying with women will be a fun atmosphere. Well done ladies"
"Can I identify as a female and attend? Asking for a horny friend"
"It's all fun and games until girls start craving a dick come 12am lmfao"
"What happens if straight girls get harassed by wet fanny loving women?"
"This looks so safe and fun. Imagine being able to dress up and not be sexually harassed while trying to dance"
"Suck my nipples and call me Shirley! I am so attending this. Bye bye boys!"

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04-14-2022, 05:00 AM
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An excellent social experiment to see if female wardrobes will change: remain the same, increase, or decrease.
What is the point of dressing up when there's nobody to gawk at you?
What is the point of dressing up when there's nobody to gawk at you?

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04-14-2022, 05:02 AM
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Would definitely go trans to get in
04-14-2022, 05:02 AM
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Good for them. We need clubs like this in the U.S. I'd also recommend women only gyms. Whatever it is to make women feel safe, we should do it
04-14-2022, 05:04 AM
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04-14-2022, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Wardrobes look to be the same. They dress up for these events and have a good time.An excellent social experiment to see if female wardrobes will change: remain the same, increase, or decrease.
What is the point of dressing up when there's nobody to gawk at you?
What is the point of dressing up when there's nobody to gawk at you?

04-14-2022, 05:08 AM
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LMFAO, brb identify as woman
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"Hello fellow sisters, how u doin?"

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04-14-2022, 05:10 AM
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Lmao! Lick Clit Events... stay classy m8s
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04-14-2022, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
This. How dare the door staff assume your gender!Just put a skirt on & hey presto.
Cook the man some eggs!
04-14-2022, 05:13 AM
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Sounds like it's one day once in a while rather than the night club being always just for women.
Regardless, Who cares? It will be lame and full of ugly frustrated bitches and freaks pretending to not have a dick and a 5 o'clock shadow.
Regardless, Who cares? It will be lame and full of ugly frustrated bitches and freaks pretending to not have a dick and a 5 o'clock shadow.
04-14-2022, 05:14 AM
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Just wear a kilt and say you're trans.
04-14-2022, 05:22 AM
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Interesting since all nightclubs are is a place for women to low key whore themselves put for either cawk or male attention.
Females can't do anything without validation and when left in groups they just bitch and argue and get bored so hmmm
Females can't do anything without validation and when left in groups they just bitch and argue and get bored so hmmm
04-14-2022, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
Nah, from the links I posted there was a ton of women dancing having a good time.will be empty and go out of business srs
This would honestly be a great way to make money, an all woman club.
04-14-2022, 05:25 AM
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And guess what
No women will go either
Lmfao
Fukking women I swear. They really have no clue
No women will go either
Lmfao
Fukking women I swear. They really have no clue
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04-14-2022, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Youre either a troll or a cuck. Getting tired of your incessant sh*t.Nah, from the links I posted there was a ton of women dancing having a good time.
This would honestly be a great way to make money, an all woman club.
This would honestly be a great way to make money, an all woman club.
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04-14-2022, 05:27 AM
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- A place where women won't receive validation LMAO!
-What if men say they identify as women?
Go woke go broke
-What if men say they identify as women?
Go woke go broke
04-14-2022, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted By smashedurgfx10⏩
With the amount of hate you spew towards women, I'd bet money you're gay or a virgin incel.Youre either a troll or a cuck. Getting tired of your incessant sh*t.

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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Neither my friend.With the amount of hate you spew towards women, I'd bet money you're gay or a virgin incel.

And by my friend, I mean kunt
But please do bet money, I like winning
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04-14-2022, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By smashedurgfx10⏩
Why are you so hostile?Neither my friend.
And by my friend, I mean kunt
But please do bet money, I like winning
And by my friend, I mean kunt
But please do bet money, I like winning
04-14-2022, 09:39 AM
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so like is that what average women look like in the UK?
04-14-2022, 09:40 AM
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I don't think their business model accounted for the fact that men can identify as women so therefore they are women, and if you say otherwise you are a bigot and denying science
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Thats exactly the reason this event is doing a "tour" and isn't a club in a static place. It would go out of business faster than a tranny pulling its cawk out at 1 of these events. The average woman will hear about this event coming to town and be like "lol yeah cool lets go for a gurlz night out with no boyz woooo!!", but the promoters know its fuking retarded and wouldn't last a minute operating as a real club.
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pffft sloots are out there to garner all the "unwanted" attention. They like it even though they say otherwise. It feeds their little egos.
This concept will be a failure. Only the hairy arm pit un shaved legs women will be here. Yall can go all trans to get in but I don't think you will like what you find.
This concept will be a failure. Only the hairy arm pit un shaved legs women will be here. Yall can go all trans to get in but I don't think you will like what you find.
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
Yeah nailed it. Don't think this will workInteresting since all nightclubs are is a place for women to low key whore themselves put for either cawk or male attention.
Females can't do anything without validation and when left in groups they just bitch and argue and get bored so hmmm
Females can't do anything without validation and when left in groups they just bitch and argue and get bored so hmmm
04-14-2022, 10:07 AM
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It'll be full of fat hampigs and spikey dikes
04-14-2022, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
im sorry what- A 'no men allowed' club night is coming to Manchester next month as part of a nationwide tour
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04-14-2022, 10:13 AM
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But it's uk where it's illegal for women to even refer to their rapist as a man if he identifies as a woman lol. Good luck enforcing that.
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