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post 1659755893 04-16-2022, 01:39 PM
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Who would win in a war with manlets vs lanklets?

brb

- bigger target
- needs to consume more calories
- less in numbers
- slower
- lower IQ


At 5'5, 115lb, I was built for war, bb.
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the 6'1 master race men would completely dominate the battlefield and it wouldn't be close.
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
the 6'1 master race men would completely dominate the battlefield and it wouldn't be close.
How mad would you be if a 5'5 manlet infiltrates your platoon and takes everyone out with a Chinese made pistol?
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post 1659756143 04-16-2022, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
How mad would you be if a 5'5 manlet infiltrates your platoon and takes everyone out with a Chinese made pistol?
mad. but it wouldn't happen.
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post 1659756203 04-16-2022, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
mad. but it wouldn't happen.
warfare 101:

- never underestimate your enemy
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post 1659756303 04-16-2022, 01:46 PM
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Where do you get slower from? Manlets are more agile but lanklets have better top sprint speed

That said manlets have ability to hide behind small spaces such as a garden gnome or house cat that would provide instrumental in winning this war


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Originally Posted By meanstringbean⏩
Where do you get slower from? Manlets are more agile but lanklets have better top sprint speed

That said manlets have ability to hide behind small spaces such as a garden gnome or house cat that would provide instrumental in winning this war


6’3, 195 lanklet crew checking in
LOL.

Your weight and size is what slows you down. Sure, you may have a good top speed, but it isn't sustainable.

A more agile manlet can move around easily while lanklets will tend to stay in fortified positions.
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post 1659756563 04-16-2022, 01:52 PM
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post 1659756693 04-16-2022, 01:56 PM
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Manlets for sure.

Why? Lanklets get lazy and complacent with their vertical advantage, and rely on that to carry them.

Manlets could just train in fictional strength, agility, and combat then literally fuk tallcels in the ass with no lube. ded serious


Negging all tallcel ****aroonies ITT btw.
post 1659756873 04-16-2022, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Manlets for sure.

Why? Lanklets get lazy and complacent with their vertical advantage, and rely on that to carry them.

Manlets could just train in fictional straight, agility, and combat and literally fuk tallcels in the ass with no lube. ded serious


Negging all tallcel ****aroonies ITT btw.
Thats it mane!

An advantage lanklets have is that they can carry more weight.
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Manlets for sure.

Why? Lanklets get lazy and complacent with their vertical advantage, and rely on that to carry them.

Manlets could just train in fictional straight, agility, and combat and literally fuk tallcels in the ass with no lube. ded serious


Negging all tallcel ****aroonies ITT btw.
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Gotta keep it real, the US maybe the most powerful military in human history, but its Achilles heel are manlets armed with AKs....


If Putin wants to crush US global dominance, forget hypersonic missiles, just send about 20,000 manlets to US shores....





This is CNN journalist Clarissa Ward.... she's 5'5".... let that sink in, she's 5'5"....


Everything I post is satire.
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post 1659757253 04-16-2022, 02:11 PM
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Insert gif of tall chad moving Manlet from front of bar.
post 1659757293 04-16-2022, 02:12 PM
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You see this right here, boyos? This is the modern day 300 Spartans, they defeated the Persian Empire (the US military)

Everything I post is satire.
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post 1659757423 04-16-2022, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
Hiding fear behind mockery.

Oldest trick in the book. It's truly over for sub IQ lanklets.
post 1659757603 04-16-2022, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Hiding fear behind mockery.

Oldest trick in the book. It's truly over for sub IQ lanklets.
You are so mad right now.

Who hurt you sweaty?
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Hardest task would be trying to locate the manlets i.e vietnam
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
Who hurt you sweaty?
Reddit called.

They want their rebuttal back.
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Reddit called.

They want their rebuttal back.
Some manmore take your crush? or moms?
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
Some manmore take your crush? or moms?
It's really not even like that.

I'm just taking the piss, and you keep entertaining it.
post 1659758173 04-16-2022, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
It's really not even like that.

I'm just taking the piss, and you keep entertaining it.
ok then
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6'1 clown class would not win. Pretty sure 99% of top dogs are just average 5'7-5'10. Bigger guys are usually dumb and docile.

The manlets gravity pressure creates a rage valve (like little teapots) that gives them the edge over manmores (clumsy yet prideful).

Prediction: The noise the manlets make right before battle wipes the battlefield like that Sauruman's hammer swings in LoTR.
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Originally Posted By JihadMeAtHello⏩
6'1 clown class would not win.Pretty sure 99% of top dogs are just average 5'7-5'10. Bigger guys are usually dumb and docile.

The manlets gravity pressure creates a rage valve (like little teapots) that gives them the edge over manmores (clumsy yet prideful).

Prediction: The noise the manlets make right before battle wipes the battlefield like that Sauruman's hammer swings in LoTR.
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
It's really not even like that.

I'm just taking the piss, and you keep entertaining it.
Still waiting for your negs. Enjoy being cannon fodder
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