One time I went to these projects in Harlem and took the elevator to the 14th floor. Had gang members outside hanging out, and the elevator reeked of piss…luckily I made it and nothing happened

One time was meeting a tinder broad who I had a couple quickies in my car with. She was total sloot……Came down to greet me in lobby of apartment in lingerie. When we got up stairs she said I had to be quick because her husband was off work soon(thought he was gonna come home and rage) and baby was sleeping in the other room srs. Ended up ****ing her in the ass, smoking a bowl then leaving. Other time was Barcelona I was in a whore house and the cops busted the place. I was partying with some Mexican dudes who got busted but since I was white they let me go. Still don’t know if they were real cops or not lol thought I could’ve been set up by the whores.

Lmaoooo

On parents couch with her dad upstairs and neither of us knew he was home…ded fuggin srs. Could’ve been really bad bruhs…dodged a bullet…especially with her moaning.

I (18) smashed a sloot (16) whos bf (16) was brother in law of a very famous crim and murderer (~30)

at a a party a week later and and walked up the street and spotted the cuckold and the murderer in a car scoping the party. He was ~30 so they were definitely up to no good

Definitely got threatened a few times as a teen for convincing girls to leave their boyfriends, to date me.

Also nearly got myself robbed in a honeypot by a couple who were pretending they weren't a couple. As we were sharing some pepsi in a public square she wanted us to go to her hotel and take turns on her. Wouldn't have been my first time. Even though I didn't figure out they were a couple until I was sober and I had been bar hopping with her for hours, my intuition said no. I ducked out at the next bar we went to. Got myself lost for hours, drunk because it was a foreign city. Tired and lost I realized I had the pepsi baggie still in my pocket. Finished it on a car hood, felt grand. Realized a minute later I had just ganked it up less than 100 ft from a police station. Made it back to my friend of a friend's apartment at like 6am.

Also got into a fight with several dudes while drunk, paranoid about the gf I had while in a bar and mouthing off to the group of them. Lost my wallet in the process, had to drive her beater car 2 hrs back to our city while drunk and bruised in the middle of the night. Nothing good happens when you're drinking from noon til bars are closing.