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post 1661002593 05-09-2022, 01:31 PM
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Friend's mom putting her hand on my thigh

I am not overthinking this, right Misc? Girls dont just do this for no reason.

Was helping my buddy and his family do some yard work that his mom wanted done for mothers day. I was the muscle carrying all the heavy ****. His mom commented on that and teased me multiple times. She even put sun screen on me

When were were done after 6 hours we were all exhausted just chillin on the couch on our phones and watching tv. His mom sat next to me and the whole time she just has her hand on my thigh. Scrolling on her phone with the other hand.

Girls dont just do that nonchalantly and without reason, right? She did it on purpose

Should I become my friends step dad?
You don't lift with your muscles, you lift with your heart
post 1661002663 05-09-2022, 01:32 PM
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post 1661002773 05-09-2022, 01:34 PM
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If a woman puts her hand on your thigh like that she is telling you she wants to play. Whether you do it, we’ll that’s up to you.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1661002833 05-09-2022, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
If a woman puts her hand on your thigh like that she is telling you she wants to play. Whether you do it, we’ll that’s up to you.
100% my thoughts exactly. Where there is smoke there is fire
You don't lift with your muscles, you lift with your heart
post 1661002903 05-09-2022, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
Ill be your step dad next. I will be firm, but fair
You don't lift with your muscles, you lift with your heart
post 1661002923 05-09-2022, 01:36 PM
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Pics of couch?





Edit to add- just lmao at autism of miscers. Woman comments on muscles repeatedly, puts lotion/oil on your body, then sits with her hand on your thigh for an extended amount of time and you don’t know what that means?
post 1661002973 05-09-2022, 01:37 PM
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you are supposed to subtly flex your hip flexors/glutes so they can feel the motion, hand will gravitate closer to cawk
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post 1661002993 05-09-2022, 01:37 PM
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First of all I am DIAMOND HARD from that little tale OP

Second of all shame on you for being so god damn retarded you didn't reciprocate (assuming she was a milf)

Third...Where the pics?
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post 1661003043 05-09-2022, 01:38 PM
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No pics, no real
post 1661003203 05-09-2022, 01:40 PM
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Negging if there's no pics in 10 mins. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1661003293 05-09-2022, 01:41 PM
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post 1661003303 05-09-2022, 01:42 PM
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post 1661003583 05-09-2022, 01:45 PM
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brahs. Her son (my friend) and her sister was on the couch right next to me. And her bf was in the house. There was nothing I could do at the time. Her bf is a total overtly nice simp cuck that she doesnt even like. She is a milf. Like 5'7 skinny kinda bitchy blonde with big fake tits. 61 but looks 50.
You don't lift with your muscles, you lift with your heart
post 1661003603 05-09-2022, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
brahs. Her son (my friend) and her sister was on the couch right next to me. And her bf was in the house. There was nothing I could do at the time. Her bf is a total overtly nice simp cuck that she doesnt even like. She is a milf. Like 5'7 skinny kinda bitchy blonde with big fake tits. 61 but looks 50.
pics or enjoy a neg train OP
post 1661003613 05-09-2022, 01:47 PM
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I would've gotten a boner and lifted my leg up a little letting her hand slide right on top of it. I then woulda premature ejaculated in my pants.
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post 1661003743 05-09-2022, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By jtaylor2010⏩
Pics of couch?





Edit to add- just lmao at autism of miscers. Woman comments on muscles repeatedly, puts lotion/oil on your body, then sits with her hand on your thigh for an extended amount of time and you don’t know what that means?
Oh i know what it means. I just want to be 110% sure before I try something. Cuz if we are somehow wrong that could backfire reaaaaall quick
You don't lift with your muscles, you lift with your heart
post 1661004263 05-09-2022, 01:56 PM
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post 1661004433 05-09-2022, 01:59 PM
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post 1661004453 05-09-2022, 02:00 PM
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yeah she for sure wants to bang
post 1661004533 05-09-2022, 02:00 PM
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FUKC, WHEN WILL IT MINE TURN FOR MUSCLES. Gonna lift extra hard today boys.
post 1661004683 05-09-2022, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
Oh i know what it means. I just want to be 110% sure before I try something. Cuz if we are somehow wrong that could backfire reaaaaall quick
Probably a better outcome than whatever will happen if you try and succeed

Do yourself a favor, fap and save all the hassle
post 1661004753 05-09-2022, 02:03 PM
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You don't lift with your muscles, you lift with your heart
post 1661004773 05-09-2022, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
OP's hairline convinces me that this story is true.... No woman can resist a Norwood0 hairline and an undercut.
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1661005203 05-09-2022, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Negging if there's no pics in 10 mins. (Ded fkn Srs)
Added pic
You don't lift with your muscles, you lift with your heart
post 1661005323 05-09-2022, 02:12 PM
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Gotdam...wtf you waiting for OP...the molk truks have arriveth



Edit: Wait...she's 61? If she's 61 than I'm 52
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post 1661005373 05-09-2022, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
Added pic
Bill Gates' nephew.
post 1661005503 05-09-2022, 02:15 PM
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61 but looks 50.

she wants to dust off that old cooter and get the ride of her life boyo.
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post 1661005593 05-09-2022, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩





Gotdam...wtf you waiting for OP...the molk truks have arriveth
She's not all that bad looking. Big Bonus is you can cum deep inside with no rugrats
post 1661005813 05-09-2022, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
Added pic

What are you waiting for ****get?
post 1661005913 05-09-2022, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Jkm94⏩
What are you waiting for ****get?
Waiting for your mom to finish me off before I head over
You don't lift with your muscles, you lift with your heart
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