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post 1661015863 05-09-2022, 05:32 PM
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Women go nuts for the Viking look

Is it a throwback to the times when men were primal and raw? Pure testosteronemaxxing? all my female friends have said they all love that look on men.

I feel like men are so feminized nowadays that women miss men being men even though alot of them won't admit it out loud. The caveat is that alot of the guys that pull that look off at a bunch of larping ****gits pretending to be manly
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post 1661016103 05-09-2022, 05:38 PM
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In general, Vikings weren’t tall by modern standards. According to recent studies on the height of European men in the Middle Ages, the Vikings were 5’8″ to 5’9″ (173.4 centimeters) on average.
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post 1661016233 05-09-2022, 05:39 PM
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Chad can literally do whatever "look" he feels like and he will still slay. Sloots dig any look done by Chad. It's really not rocket science.
post 1661016323 05-09-2022, 05:41 PM
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most gals are into pirates, in my experience
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post 1661016363 05-09-2022, 05:42 PM
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can confirm
post 1661016493 05-09-2022, 05:43 PM
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The irony is these “Viking” look guys are just like the dudes who wear flannel. They’re anything but alpha.
post 1661016523 05-09-2022, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Chad can literally do whatever "look" he feels like and he will still slay. Sloots dig any look done by Chad. It's really not rocket science.
This. My brother wearsleather suspendersoccasionally in public and smashes 10/10 chicks 24/7.
post 1661016653 05-09-2022, 05:47 PM
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post 1661017303 05-09-2022, 06:00 PM
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Women like the male version of themselves which end up being LGBT supporting, BLM crazed twinks who wear mascara and nail polish.
post 1661017343 05-09-2022, 06:01 PM
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women will always be attracted to a male who is capable of reproduction and protection

men will always be attracted to new females who offer good chances of reproduction

no matter how much you care, your personal beliefs will never change the laws of human nature/dna
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post 1661017433 05-09-2022, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
The irony is these “Viking” look guys are just like the dudes who wear flannel. They’re anything but alpha.
AKA "lumbersexuals"
Originally Posted By redwine91⏩
This. My brother wearsleather suspendersoccasionally in public and smashes 10/10 chicks 24/7.
pics of brother, n-n-no homo
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post 1661018113 05-09-2022, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
men will always be attracted to new females who offer good chances of reproduction
This explains why guys get erected by slooty-looking thots. Sloots give dudes a good and fast chance to reproduce. It is funny because I now realise why hard-to-get chicks turn me off and it is all down to my dingus saying ''no, low chance to reproduce. Pure time-waste, move on and find some sloot''.

My current GF is nowhere near as pretty as my ex but I find her way more attractive and It seems it is all down to she letting me plow her whenever I want.
post 1661018573 05-09-2022, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ProSaibot⏩
This explains why guys get erected by slooty-looking thots. Sloots give dudes a good and fast chance to reproduce. It is funny because I now realise why hard-to-get chicks turn me off and it is all down to my dingus saying ''no, low chance to reproduce. Pure time-waste, move on and find some sloot''.

My current GF is nowhere near as pretty as my ex but I find her way more attractive and It seems it is all down to she letting me plow her whenever I want.
only problem is when that gets old and she still wants plowin but you want something else now because you are bored
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post 1661019133 05-09-2022, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
only problem is when that gets old and she still wants plowin but you want something else now because you are bored
was feelin this same with last girl

1.5 years
post 1661019283 05-09-2022, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Is it a throwback to the times when men were primal and raw? Pure testosteronemaxxing? all my female friends have said they all love that look on men.

I feel like men are so feminized nowadays that women miss men being men even though alot of them won't admit it out loud. The caveat is that alot of the guys that pull that look off at a bunch of larping ****gits pretending to be manly
define viking look.
I see tonnes of douchey guys with man buns who probably think they're "viking."
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post 1661019353 05-09-2022, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
5'9

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They they would murder you without blinking for a bit of food. Sounds alpha to me.
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post 1661019383 05-09-2022, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
can confirm
Das it mayne
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post 1661019473 05-09-2022, 06:43 PM
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Explains why women like this Neanderthal looking actor


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post 1661019923 05-09-2022, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
define viking look.
I see tonnes of douchey guys with man buns who probably think they're "viking."
I imagine more the masculine look, possible tatts, In decent shape at least, good looking, not the Twink hipster types. Just pulling up a random picture something line this with medium to long hair

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post 1661020443 05-09-2022, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
5'9

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Nice now I can tell sloots I'm the height of a viking.
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post 1661020813 05-09-2022, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
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Considering the average male back then was like 5’4” and weaker they would stand out quite easily. Plus Vikings had discovered and practiced good hygiene. New evidence is generally accepted that they didn’t rape as much as was told, but rather foreign women would be in awe of their stature and overall cleanliness compared to the filthy men that lived in Europe at those times.
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nope

women are still going for the low-t
justin bieber look around here
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they probably realize nobody will plunger a toilet clogged with a monster digested chipotle scented fart serpent more aggressively than some pasty white idiot who has gone balls out berserk on mushrooms I mean if you really step back and think about it realistically it is one of the few sound strategic moves HTC women make
post 1661027133 05-09-2022, 09:26 PM
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I've already started going for this vikingmaxxing look tbh and can confirm it can get compliments. Time to take it to Tinder boyos. And to be fair I already have alpha hobbies and a high test job
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