Left the gym with an enourmous pump. Struggled to get in the car, fking sportscars man, they don't make them for massive fukss like myself.. I should get a normal car like some Audi or some sh*t, nah.. fuk that.. Check my Omega for the time, s**t there's still time to go in and get my ****ing protein.... Walk into Tesco looking like a ****ing raging animal, eyes focussed on the ****ing meat section. I can smell that sht. Saw like 8 girls checkin me out wanting to suck my dick on the way in. Sorry babe, got sh*t to do right now. fuk out of my face. Just a day in the life...
****ing shoved some old-ass war hero fuk straight into the refrigerator tryna get past. fuk probably died, who knows. The guy's cryin n sht talkin about lawsuits.. I dont give a ****.

Random normies move the **** out of the way when I come through, son.. Or they GET moved. Mean as ****. Check out my goods and bounce the **** out, light up a cig and pull off the **** outta there (yeah, I smoke when i got the roof down, who gives a fuk). Head home to post this **** to you ****s on the misk here to enjoy cause I know you're all fascinated. Get on my level.