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post 1661847733 05-25-2022, 05:12 AM
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If you want a joke/joke of the day

Large peter is now trying to compare Harry Houdini was an escape artist, like disappearing for 6 months after being proven as a sex pest. He wasn't a comeback artist.

This idiot is now saying Harry Houdini was in-Leauge with Jimmy Saville!!
post 1661847773 05-25-2022, 05:13 AM
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So that callout thread really brought you back?
post 1661847803 05-25-2022, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
Large peter is now trying to compare Harry Houdini to Jimmy Saville!
What the fuk are you talking about
" You can't spell Caucasian without Asian, nomsayin' "
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post 1661847853 05-25-2022, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Skeletor666⏩
What the fuk are you talking about
Look at his posts!
post 1661847873 05-25-2022, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
So that callout thread really brought you back?
Yhyh, but not in that way
post 1661847933 05-25-2022, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Skeletor666⏩
What the fuk are you talking about
As I say
post 1661847993 05-25-2022, 05:20 AM
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I get on with nearly every Australian I have met on the net and in real life - LP excluded, and I know Kew and Carpawt are decent Guys, and hJandiels to name a t least 3 9though admitted he is a Kiwi i think) but still New Zelanders and Oz's are all 1 like you are with English ppl, but this Large Peter is a total embarrassment to your Country Guys - either report his posts or join in in slaying him, as he is such an idiot I'd be so ashamed to be talked of in the same breath as him
post 1661848083 05-25-2022, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
So that callout thread really brought you back?
Look at my other replies Kew G
post 1661848133 05-25-2022, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted By MatthewP3do
Look at my next post GD - they think they can just ride over me, but don't expect me to return with more comebacks than Harry Hudini!!
Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Houdini was an escape artist, like disappearing for 6 months after being proven as a sex pest. He wasn't a comeback artist.
Strong interpretation

What a fuking nobraincel you are p3do.
post 1661848273 05-25-2022, 05:30 AM
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That's hilarious .... Tell it again
post 1661848293 05-25-2022, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Strong interpretation

What a fuking nobraincel you are p3do.
He say's it there though and regards you Celly and East Timor - when did the place ever join the Modern World (if ever)!?
post 1661848363 05-25-2022, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
He say's it there though and regards you Celly and East Timor - when did the place ever join the Modern World (if ever)!?
Like I say... right over your head ya retarded spastic p3do kunt
post 1661848443 05-25-2022, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
That's hilarious .... Tell it again
I know yeah, I bet Jimmy Saville thinks someone has outshone me here! well and good!
post 1661848483 05-25-2022, 05:37 AM
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post 1661848503 05-25-2022, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
That's hilarious .... Tell it again
I think I may yeah
post 1661848813 05-25-2022, 05:53 AM
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FL > PA
post 1661925013 05-26-2022, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
That's hilarious .... Tell it again
I will yeah .... and every bit of his pathetic Grammer , I am now going to pounce on and make a fool of him!
post 1661925543 05-26-2022, 02:02 PM
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Lol bro that’s ****ing funny
post 1661955153 05-27-2022, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Lol bro that’s ****ing funny
I know, keep repeating it yeah ...!! and then 1 x 1 we'll get rid of him, SamsBolton, Matty5RA etc as we have already seen TapingDaZen fall!!
post 1661955713 05-27-2022, 05:48 AM
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I’m guessing you cried about your learning disabilities when you last tried to meet up with someone underage and got caught, explains why you were only gone for 6 months. You need your internet privileges rescinding, or to throw yourself off of a bridge, either will do fine.
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post 1661955793 05-27-2022, 05:50 AM
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seek help you creep
post 1661955923 05-27-2022, 05:55 AM
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Kill yourself, nonce.
post 1661965943 05-27-2022, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I’m guessing you cried about your learning disabilities
Whatever you say Sam yeah
post 1661966073 05-27-2022, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
LMAO!! This is great
un-like you Large Peter BEER
post 1661966153 05-27-2022, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I’m guessing you cried about your learning disabilities
At least I Don't petend and claim to be in the Army - now that is sad yeah "Sam"!!!

Oh sorry I forgot - your talking about the Lego Army!!
post 1661966253 05-27-2022, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
Lol bro that’s ****ing funny
Will Rep u wen am off-charge Fam!!
post 1661966963 05-27-2022, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I’m guessing you cried about your learning disabilities.
Pathetic little crawler aint you Matty!!

it takes you that long to make a "comeback" at me and then you you use the same thing I have said you are for years - you stupid spacca!!
post 1661967733 05-27-2022, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I’m guessing.
You'll be the one needing Gusses "mate" as I am reporting u as another of SamsBolton's many accys!! Okay!!
post 1661967873 05-27-2022, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
I’m guessing
Go on carry on ... but I'll win mate, I always do with creepy little cretins like you!!
post 1662013263 05-28-2022, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
LMAO!! This is great
Yeah unlike you - who think's he is "Peter The Great"!!
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