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post 1662122863 05-30-2022, 07:29 PM
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Almost made it out of the family memorial day BBQ unscathed... Almost.

My wife and I made it through the entire afternoon shutting down any attempts by my NYT/CNN liberal mom to discuss whether covid is still dangerous, vaccines work, etc. Was a good day.

Then as we were getting ready to leave we mentioned we are looking at homes out of state and my wife said "I can't handle heat in a place like Texas so we would never move there". My mom literally got in her face and yelled "well you can't move to Texas because if you do your daughter WILL get raped by a white man and he'll get away with it! And she won't be able to get an abortion!". Literally yelled in her face. Almost made it but not quite.

Pretty crazy to think that every single woman and girl in Texas gets raped and has no legal recourse but it must be true.
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post 1662122983 05-30-2022, 07:32 PM
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pics of your mom, your wife, and the hypothetical aborted baby (for science).
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post 1662123083 05-30-2022, 07:34 PM
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Aren't you white?
post 1662123113 05-30-2022, 07:36 PM
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Just tell her your son will at least not have to deal with pesky law enforcement when he goes on his raping spree.
Virtue is its own reward.
post 1662123233 05-30-2022, 07:40 PM
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Did you tell her jokes on her because thats what you’re in to?
post 1662123543 05-30-2022, 07:48 PM
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post 1662123653 05-30-2022, 07:51 PM
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Your mom sounds like a crazy bish.

Pics of mom when she was 18?
post 1662123723 05-30-2022, 07:54 PM
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lmao what a deranged kunt
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post 1662123753 05-30-2022, 07:55 PM
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Da fuk
post 1662124393 05-30-2022, 08:10 PM
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Self hating white people scare me
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post 1662124523 05-30-2022, 08:12 PM
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You pick your friends, not your family.

I would tell mom to fuk off.
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post 1662124593 05-30-2022, 08:14 PM
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This covid **** has made my parents lose their fukin minds (srs)
post 1662124703 05-30-2022, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Pretty crazy to think that every single woman and girl in Texas gets raped and has no legal recourse but it must be true.
It's true, once I went to Texas and I was feeling a bit saucy so I decided to identify as a woman for a day and as soon as that thought entered my head and I made the decision a white guy appeared behind me and prepared my agnes (no homo), so I called the police and told them I am a female and I was just raped and they said, and I quote, "LOL PHA****" and hung up. Not only that but they actually CALLED MY PHONE AGAIN and said "PHA****".
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662127983 05-30-2022, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
Aren't you white?
I am indeed white. Somehow when I've visited Texas in the past I've managed to not rape anyone.
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post 1662128103 05-30-2022, 10:01 PM
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Tell her she wouldn't have grand kids if they weren't born in Texas
post 1662128203 05-30-2022, 10:03 PM
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have you ever asked your mom where this weird self-loathing at its essence angle came from? did she watch a commercial on starving africans or something and get woke?

I mean I was really affected for supporting animal rights by a commercial of a playful pig, so?
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