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post 1662253593 06-02-2022, 02:12 PM
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My girl wants to teach my how to do an oil change..

Have a failed as a man?
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post 1662253623 06-02-2022, 02:12 PM
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lol
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post 1662253753 06-02-2022, 02:15 PM
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Learn how to fill the fuel tank next
post 1662253793 06-02-2022, 02:15 PM
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not sure that’s what she meant when she said “you have no idea how to use your dipstick”
post 1662253803 06-02-2022, 02:16 PM
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Don't forget to change the blinker fluid too, OP

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post 1662253823 06-02-2022, 02:17 PM
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I've already said no but she said it doesn't make you any less of a man. Dead srs
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post 1662253973 06-02-2022, 02:22 PM
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Have her teach you how to masturbate as well.
post 1662254143 06-02-2022, 02:24 PM
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Imagine her telling her friends this. Or her father. It is OVER for you.
post 1662254813 06-02-2022, 02:42 PM
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post 1662255053 06-02-2022, 02:47 PM
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Fill her hole up.
post 1662255063 06-02-2022, 02:47 PM
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tours over brah. if you don't know how to change your oil then at the very least have legit response when it's brought up:

"babe, of course i know how to change my own oil but it's much better to get it done by the dealer / XXX Motorsports because they report the service to CarFax and provide documentation so the value of my car is higher when I eventually sell it"
post 1662255193 06-02-2022, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By mingrey02stg2⏩
Imagine her telling her friends this. Or her father. It is OVER for you.
Lmfao. Srs
post 1662255383 06-02-2022, 02:55 PM
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For the price it costs at the garage to change oil, there's really no point doing it yourself srs. If she knows something you don't and you want to learn, then learn.
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post 1662255603 06-02-2022, 03:01 PM
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post 1662255953 06-02-2022, 03:08 PM
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OP I'm disappoint... I used to change my own, but due to being busy and low cost of oil changes I now outsource.

OP, do you call her to change your tire if you get a flat? das not it mane
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post 1662255993 06-02-2022, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By travis976⏩
OP I'm disappoint... I used to change my own, but due to being busy and low cost of oil changes I now outsource.

OP, do you call her to change your tire if you get a flat? das not it mane
Why?
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post 1662256033 06-02-2022, 03:09 PM
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bro i think she wants to put something in your angus, make sure its peppered
post 1662256163 06-02-2022, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
For the price it costs at the garage to change oil, there's really no point doing it yourself srs. If she knows something you don't and you want to learn, then learn.
Pretty much this, I used to always do my own but can't be bothered these days (I still know how tho lol at OP)
post 1662256263 06-02-2022, 03:13 PM
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Tell her you'd rather inject some fuel inside of her
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Where would you even dispose of the oil ?
Because I don't post enough to care to and I forget the next day
post 1662257203 06-02-2022, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By oreogasm⏩
Where would you even dispose of the oil ?
Autozone
post 1662257363 06-02-2022, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By oreogasm⏩
Where would you even dispose of the oil ?
When I get a bunch I bring it to local garage and pretty sure they burn it to keep shop warm in the winter
post 1662259703 06-02-2022, 04:27 PM
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let her teach you how to change the oil and you can teach her how to knit - knit one pearl two bro
post 1662260403 06-02-2022, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
not sure that’s what she meant when she said “you have no idea how to use your dipstick”
She asked OP to "check her oil" and he didnt know how to perform the shocker.
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post 1662260703 06-02-2022, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
lol
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post 1662260793 06-02-2022, 04:50 PM
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proofread your titles and posts next time or i'm gonna tell your GF to kick your ass dedsrs
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