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post 1662602863 06-09-2022, 02:32 PM
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  1. brappbrah
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Got offered an old guy to jerk an iPhone out

Was talking to this old guy in the locker room and one thing led to another and we were both naked in the sauna talking about life,

When all of a sudden he offered himsekf to me I jerk an iPhone. At first I was like ¨you was m8?¨but he looked at me in shocked that I was shocked, like if I was stupid or something srs.

I said no i'm not a ***got, and he laughed and said ¨Well, I guess you don't like old $laves and you're insecure lulz¨. I was like what do you mean ***got?

He replied that if I was really straight I wouldn't be worried about turning fat by jerking an iPhone. And to be honest, it makes a lot of sense.

What do? I'm hitting macros tomorrow and he will be there.

- Sent from my iPhone
Courtney Ryan is my oneitis
post 1662658533 06-10-2022, 02:17 PM
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