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Why do people like bidets so much?
brb spraying chit water everywhere
brb wet angus
brb have to use toilet paper anyway to dry
srs just take a shower if you need your angus to be pine fresh down there
brb wet angus
brb have to use toilet paper anyway to dry
srs just take a shower if you need your angus to be pine fresh down there
06-13-2022, 12:25 PM
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No man, people mock it until they realize....
Imagine wiping up wet mud off your forearm (hairy side) with a napkin. No matter how much you wipe, there will still be mud there, even if only faint.
That's exactly what you do with your ass when chit is all over it.
Use water to wipe your ass....Peirod.
or some kind of wet wipes
Imagine wiping up wet mud off your forearm (hairy side) with a napkin. No matter how much you wipe, there will still be mud there, even if only faint.
That's exactly what you do with your ass when chit is all over it.
Use water to wipe your ass....Peirod.
or some kind of wet wipes
06-13-2022, 12:28 PM
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Because it's really weird to walk around all day with crusted chit in your *******. Unless it was clean to begin with, the TP never gets it all.
People have a lot more sex in places where Bidets(and overall anal hygiene) are more common, because they're never worried about cleanliness.
People have a lot more sex in places where Bidets(and overall anal hygiene) are more common, because they're never worried about cleanliness.
06-13-2022, 12:40 PM
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06-13-2022, 01:05 PM
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Been using a bidet for like 1.5 years now.
Pros:
- Does a better job at cleaning angus than normal dry toilet paper, very thorough.
- Use of toilet paper still happens, but solely to dry, note that the toilet paper will almost NEVER have any brown/yellow, confirming the clean.
- You use way less toilet paper compared to traditional methods.
- Never have dingleberries again, even with hair in your angus.
Cons:
- Hosing the area causes a messier toilet bowl. The impact of the water pressure causes a debris explosion in the toilet bowl essentially.
- Your balls / region between balls and angus will probably get wet. You must remember to dry these areas, otherwise you'll moisten your underwear serious.
Pros:
- Does a better job at cleaning angus than normal dry toilet paper, very thorough.
- Use of toilet paper still happens, but solely to dry, note that the toilet paper will almost NEVER have any brown/yellow, confirming the clean.
- You use way less toilet paper compared to traditional methods.
- Never have dingleberries again, even with hair in your angus.
Cons:
- Hosing the area causes a messier toilet bowl. The impact of the water pressure causes a debris explosion in the toilet bowl essentially.
- Your balls / region between balls and angus will probably get wet. You must remember to dry these areas, otherwise you'll moisten your underwear serious.
06-13-2022, 01:16 PM
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My pants never have a faint stank at the end of the day around the angus when using a bidet consistently. Neither does my underwear. I use way less toilet paper too. Definitely great when you're a very hairy dude too.
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06-13-2022, 01:23 PM
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06-13-2022, 01:24 PM
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i go **** to shower every time, serious
06-13-2022, 01:25 PM
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I guess I’m the odd man out. I fookin hate biden. I hope it dies.
06-13-2022, 01:59 PM
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Op thread backfire.
And who the hell has time to shower every time they ****?
And who the hell has time to shower every time they ****?
06-13-2022, 02:03 PM
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all i gotta say is
if you think you clean and don't stink down there wiping with dry fukin paper only you got another thing coming.
take a piece of your dookie and put it on your arm, take that dry toilet paper and smear it all over your arm til you think its clean. and now continue on with your day, that is your ass for all the dry wipers. imagine the smell.
bidet clean ass crew, blast all chit particles to pieces and butthole always has a fresh shower feeling 24/7
if i go on vacation, i am disgusted with myself having to dry wipe, I flush baby wipes down those hotel room toilets dont give a fukkk clean ass needed crew
if you think you clean and don't stink down there wiping with dry fukin paper only you got another thing coming.
take a piece of your dookie and put it on your arm, take that dry toilet paper and smear it all over your arm til you think its clean. and now continue on with your day, that is your ass for all the dry wipers. imagine the smell.
bidet clean ass crew, blast all chit particles to pieces and butthole always has a fresh shower feeling 24/7
if i go on vacation, i am disgusted with myself having to dry wipe, I flush baby wipes down those hotel room toilets dont give a fukkk clean ass needed crew
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06-13-2022, 02:04 PM
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Imagine having to be convinced on why its a better idea to thoroughly wash your bunghole instead of smearing fresh chit on the inside of your cheeks
fkn LMAO @ toiletpaper-cels.
Why wash your face in the morning instead of wiping it with a dry paper towel? You fkn idiot you see how retarded that sounds.
BRB my angus is fkn CLEAN as FOOK for your gf to lick my butt and stroke my yolk
fkn LMAO @ toiletpaper-cels.
Why wash your face in the morning instead of wiping it with a dry paper towel? You fkn idiot you see how retarded that sounds.
BRB my angus is fkn CLEAN as FOOK for your gf to lick my butt and stroke my yolk
06-13-2022, 02:30 PM
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Imagine putting "Chemical Engineering crew" in your sig to tell everyone how smart that you are....
and then later disclosing that you couldn't figure out how to operate a bidet / ass hose...
and then later disclosing that you couldn't figure out how to operate a bidet / ass hose...
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06-13-2022, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By eac1005⏩
If it was a blast like a water pick that would be awesome.brb spraying chit water everywhere
brb wet angus
brb have to use toilet paper anyway to dry
srs just take a shower if you need your angus to be pine fresh down there
brb wet angus
brb have to use toilet paper anyway to dry
srs just take a shower if you need your angus to be pine fresh down there
Ass wiping is tedious.
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Was using water to wash my poop before before it was cool crew
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06-13-2022, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By eac1005⏩
I always hop in the shower and actually clean myself anytime i ****, as i'm not an animal, but that sounds nice. I'm going to look into it. Any recommendations?y'all also need to take psyllium husk supplement
brb clean break every time and nothing on the paper srs
brb clean break every time and nothing on the paper srs
06-13-2022, 02:45 PM
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06-13-2022, 02:51 PM
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Honestly not using a bidet is weird af.
This coming from a non bidet user.
When i was in prison There were water bottles all over the toilet due to middle easterners using them to clean themselves after taking ****s.
Looking into having a bidet attachment on my toilet. Heard Fouad Abiad talk about it on his podcast. Seems smart.
This coming from a non bidet user.
When i was in prison There were water bottles all over the toilet due to middle easterners using them to clean themselves after taking ****s.
Looking into having a bidet attachment on my toilet. Heard Fouad Abiad talk about it on his podcast. Seems smart.
Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
So in other words you rot in your house 24/7?I always hop in the shower and actually clean myself anytime i ****, as i'm not an animal, but that sounds nice. I'm going to look into it. Any recommendations?
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06-13-2022, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
https://www.amazon.com/NOW-Psyllium-...pc%2C91&sr=1-4I always hop in the shower and actually clean myself anytime i ****, as i'm not an animal, but that sounds nice. I'm going to look into it. Any recommendations?
make sure to get the whole husks, not the powdered. The powdered turns into fukn concrete the second you mix it with water lmao srs - 2/10 don't recommend.
06-13-2022, 03:05 PM
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Baby wipes or shower afterwards every single time crew
06-13-2022, 03:06 PM
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I always just shower since I go in the morning anyways
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06-13-2022, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
Fiber, know it.No man, people mock it until they realize....
Imagine wiping up wet mud off your forearm (hairy side) with a napkin. No matter how much you wipe, there will still be mud there, even if only faint.
That's exactly what you do with your ass when chit is all over it.
Use water to wipe your ass....Peirod.
or some kind of wet wipes
Imagine wiping up wet mud off your forearm (hairy side) with a napkin. No matter how much you wipe, there will still be mud there, even if only faint.
That's exactly what you do with your ass when chit is all over it.
Use water to wipe your ass....Peirod.
or some kind of wet wipes
Ghost poop crew
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06-13-2022, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
No... You get everything out at home when you wake up in the morning then clean your ******* off in the shower after with soap and water.Honestly not using a bidet is weird af.
This coming from a non bidet user.
When i was in prison There were water bottles all over the toilet due to middle easterners using them to clean themselves after taking ****s.
Looking into having a bidet attachment on my toilet. Heard Fouad Abiad talk about it on his podcast. Seems smart.
So in other words you rot in your house 24/7?
This coming from a non bidet user.
When i was in prison There were water bottles all over the toilet due to middle easterners using them to clean themselves after taking ****s.
Looking into having a bidet attachment on my toilet. Heard Fouad Abiad talk about it on his podcast. Seems smart.
So in other words you rot in your house 24/7?
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