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post 1663070423 06-18-2022, 11:47 AM
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Stupid spider keeps building its web in mail slot

So there's this stupid spider that apparently keeps building its web in the mail slot where I get my mail, I stick my hand up there (STRONG no homo) and feel a fuzzy web-like thing when there is no mail, but when the mailman drops letters in it destroys the web and I check and it's clear, then the next day or whenever the web is back, then the letters destroy it and the retarded spider keeps coming back to build its web.

Can't actually see it so I can't tell, that spider is lucky because if I saw it I'd kick it in the nuts
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663070493 06-18-2022, 11:49 AM
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Burn the mailbox
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post 1663070533 06-18-2022, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Burn the mailbox
Wood but it's attached to my house
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663070613 06-18-2022, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Wood but it's attached to my house
Ok?
post 1663070723 06-18-2022, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By cadetduke⏩
Ok?
Good point
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663070773 06-18-2022, 11:53 AM
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Just imagine if it was like this:
post 1663070853 06-18-2022, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By SamIAm1892⏩
Just imagine if it was like this:
No, I don't think I will.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663071503 06-18-2022, 12:02 PM
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The mail going in is disrupting the spider's "home"(which is how you truly get rid of them along with killing their bug food sources via spray srs)


Do a psyop with mailbrah to leave box alone for a few days, spot assh0le spider & then throw a Nagasaki-level firecracker in that hoe

Spidey-boi gonna learn that day
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post 1663071653 06-18-2022, 12:04 PM
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probably a black widow

When it get's older it will get grumpy and bite your hand
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1663071723 06-18-2022, 12:06 PM
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post 1663071863 06-18-2022, 12:09 PM
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response depends on what part of the kuntry u live in
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post 1663072873 06-18-2022, 12:30 PM
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post 1663073513 06-18-2022, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
probably a black widow

When it get's older it will get grumpy and bite your hand
If a boomer spider even dared to think about doing that it would get smashed, and NOT in a good way
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663073653 06-18-2022, 12:52 PM
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Antoine plz.
post 1663074023 06-18-2022, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Antoine plz.
That's what the spider will say when it's begging for mercy as I pummel its nuts
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663074063 06-18-2022, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
That's what the spider will say when it's begging for mercy as I pummel its nuts
Whoa.
post 1663074123 06-18-2022, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Whoa.
I'll turn its nuts into innies instead of outies.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663076253 06-18-2022, 01:59 PM
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leave Spider Brah alone , they eat chit insects and are one of natures coolest animals
post 1663076823 06-18-2022, 02:11 PM
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hes just trying to make a home to support him and his family and kill the real pest insects
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post 1663077043 06-18-2022, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
hes just trying to make a home to support him and his family and kill the real pest insects
He shud get a fukkin job instead of staying home all day
Would kick em in the nuts
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