well tell our life story in one paragraph. top tier misc thread

I was born on a reservation in Oklahoma, the local child molester sucked shasta cola off the kids dinks and made us watch his sister get banged. Moved to Texas, mom and dad used to fight, we were on welfare. I was addicted to drugs and alcohol most of my life. I'm still in school at 42 working on my bachelors then masters.

that's about it.