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post 1664524953 07-17-2022, 02:50 AM
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Most sigma-based response to road rage??? (Dead fkn srs)

Im driving to work and put my signal on to change lanes and a guy tries to speed up to not let me in. I speed up and go in anyways and it enraged him so he rides my ass (no homer).

I get into the left turn lane (now at a red light) thinking nothing of it, meanwhile this fkn guy is 2 lanes over with his window down flailing his arms and yelling.

When I notice him, he's fkn beat red, yelling and flipping me off n chit, I just smile and blow a kiss at him. The light turns green and I'm off, solidified as the one that got away (Full homer).
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post 1664525073 07-17-2022, 02:57 AM
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Alpha as fuk cuz
Damn
post 1664525293 07-17-2022, 03:12 AM
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This happened

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post 1664525303 07-17-2022, 03:13 AM
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Shouldve fight him like a real man youre a pussy dedfknsrs brah
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post 1664525503 07-17-2022, 03:25 AM
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post 1664525703 07-17-2022, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Shouldve fight him like a real man youre a pussy dedfknsrs brah
Blowing kisses at my phone right now
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post 1664526003 07-17-2022, 04:19 AM
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Another good one is to give him a thumbs down and shake your head in disappointment
post 1664526223 07-17-2022, 04:35 AM
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Next time make a jerk off motion towards your open mouth.
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post 1664526263 07-17-2022, 04:38 AM
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Not gonna lie, the kiss part was gay.
post 1664526433 07-17-2022, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted By RichHomieJake⏩
When I notice him, he's fkn beating his cawk, yelling and flapping his dink everywhere, I just smile, get out the car and blow his cawk right there in traffic. The light turns green and he gets off out of his solidified cawk all over my face (Full homer).
yer great story ****g0t.
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