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post 1664703733 07-20-2022, 01:37 PM
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Smashed a stripper, ended up turning into a 3some AMA

Sup boyos, Saturday after the bars I saw this fine shorty with her friends, decided to go talk to her. Instant attraction the moment I said hi, gave her a cheeky smile with some stupid line I dont even remember. Threw her around with a couple spins straight into a makeout/grabbing her ass etc then pulled straight back. She told me she was a stripper after the first round, started talking about other girls and how shes super into them and was actually fwb with this girl shes been with for a while. Told her to call her up and invite her over, she was more than happy too.

Stupid bishes friend didnt pick up so I thought it was dead in the water, then 15 minutes later this sloot from tinder that was teasing me all week msgs me on snapchat telling me to come over (at 4 am). I was like fuk that noise im not leaving my place so I respond to her with a snap of the stripper sloot telling her to come through to us instead. Tinder sloot responds asking for address and hops in an uber right away. At this point i realized im out of condoms so I make the bish walk to the gas station with me (15 min walk away) to pick some more up, as we start walking back tinder sloot calls me and says she is in front of my place. Told her ass to wait we otw. Get there, take a couple tequila shots and they start making out, i get involved and the rest is a wrap.

For your time: bish dancin on me

edit: not sure why the vid wont post but its on imgur just add this ending /tdHBEDi
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post 1664703883 07-20-2022, 01:39 PM
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post 1664703983 07-20-2022, 01:42 PM
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Did not read
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post 1664703993 07-20-2022, 01:42 PM
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did u meet her at Twin Peaks after a long day of repairing windshields
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That's someone's whore.

How was the sex? Did they lick each other's pussies? Snowballing?
post 1664704123 07-20-2022, 01:44 PM
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Wow lucky mofo. All because you decided to say hi to her. Right place, right time. Scary to think about.
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post 1664704143 07-20-2022, 01:44 PM
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Go into more detail with the shagging ****g0t.

How was the head? Did you get a double blowy? Did you eat there angus or get your angus rimmed? How many positions did you fk etc? Did you coom in there mouths?



THIS is how you make a proper threesome thread:




https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...0367463&page=1




https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...23&pagenumber=
post 1664704193 07-20-2022, 01:45 PM
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grandmas pearl necklace on the wrist, while playin future





good for you breh
post 1664704223 07-20-2022, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By BamHurgler⏩
Sup boyos, Saturday after the bars I saw this fine shorty with her friends, decided to go talk to her. Instant attraction the moment I said hi, gave her a cheeky smile with some stupid line I dont even remember. Threw her around with a couple spins straight into a makeout/grabbing her ass etc then pulled straight back. She told me she was a stripper after the first round, started talking about other girls and how shes super into them and was actually fwb with this girl shes been with for a while. Told her to call her up and invite her over, she was more than happy too.

Stupid bishes friend didnt pick up so I thought it was dead in the water, then 15 minutes later this sloot from tinder that was teasing me all week msgs me on snapchat telling me to come over (at 4 am). I was like fuk that noise im not leaving my place so I respond to her with a snap of the stripper sloot telling her to come through to us instead. Tinder sloot responds asking for address and hops in an uber right away. At this point i realized im out of condoms so I make the bish walk to the gas station with me (15 min walk away) to pick some more up, as we start walking back tinder sloot calls me and says she is in front of my place. Told her ass to wait we otw. Get there, take a couple tequila shots and they start making out, i get involved and the rest is a wrap.

For your time: bish dancin on me

edit: not sure why the vid wont post but its on imgur just add this ending /tdHBEDi
I can't tell what's gayer, you using a condom, or you not providing a proper embedded photo.
post 1664704573 07-20-2022, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted By saltypits⏩
That's someone's whore.

How was the sex? Did they lick each other's pussies? Snowballing?
sloots gonna sloot

yeah they ate eachother out, not sure what snowballing was. Fked the stripper in angoos
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post 1664704623 07-20-2022, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By volleys⏩
I can't tell what's gayer, you using a condom, or you not providing a proper embedded photo.
its a video not a photo
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post 1664704713 07-20-2022, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
grandmas pearl necklace on the wrist, while playin future





good for you breh
not pearls brah. Some type of rock bull**** for them rock sloots, they open me sometimes cuz of it
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post 1664704893 07-20-2022, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Go into more detail with the shagging ****g0t.

How was the head? Did you get a double blowy? Did you eat there angus or get your angus rimmed? How many positions did you fk etc? Did you coom in there mouths?



THIS is how you make a proper threesome thread:




https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...0367463&page=1




https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...23&pagenumber=
Dam brah, respect but im not well versed in writing porn novels

tinder sloot showed up coked out with a huge bag of coke. Made us both do lines off her teds then i made them do lines off my dink. From the line they both started sukkin. Didnt really count the positions lmao, most memorable was putting it in strippers angoos doggy while she was eating out tinder sloot
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post 1664705043 07-20-2022, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By BamHurgler⏩
sloots gonna sloot

yeah they ate eachother out, not sure what snowballing was. Fked the stripper in angoos
Well I came.

Snowballing is when you cum in one girl's mouth and she spits it into the other girl's mouth.
post 1664705203 07-20-2022, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By BamHurgler⏩
Sup boyos, Saturday after the bars I saw this fine shorty with her friends, decided to go talk to her. Instant attraction the moment I said hi, gave her a cheeky smile with some stupid line I dont even remember. Threw her around with a couple spins straight into a makeout/grabbing her ass etc then pulled straight back. She told me she was a stripper after the first round, started talking about other girls and how shes super into them and was actually fwb with this girl shes been with for a while. Told her to call her up and invite her over, she was more than happy too.

Stupid bishes friend didnt pick up so I thought it was dead in the water, then 15 minutes later this sloot from tinder that was teasing me all week msgs me on snapchat telling me to come over (at 4 am). I was like fuk that noise im not leaving my place so I respond to her with a snap of the stripper sloot telling her to come through to us instead. Tinder sloot responds asking for address and hops in an uber right away. At this point i realized im out of condoms so I make the bish walk to the gas station with me (15 min walk away) to pick some more up, as we start walking back tinder sloot calls me and says she is in front of my place. Told her ass to wait we otw. Get there, take a couple tequila shots and they start making out, i get involved and the rest is a wrap.

For your time: bish dancin on me

edit: not sure why the vid wont post but its on imgur just add this ending /tdHBEDi
Won't neg because it was a good fan fiction but would have repped if there were pics
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post 1664705243 07-20-2022, 02:07 PM
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post 1664705683 07-20-2022, 02:15 PM
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Replace gif with mp4 you stupid boomers
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post 1664705803 07-20-2022, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
Won't neg because it was a good fan fiction but would have repped if there were pics
lol i posted vid, it just wont upload on misc.

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post 1664706023 07-20-2022, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By BulkingIsHard⏩


Replace gif with mp4 you stupid boomers
i see the pic but the vid doesnt play for me
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post 1664706173 07-20-2022, 02:23 PM
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Lol, this sounds like the kinda chit my budddy is doing right now. Just complete degenerate chit, with a rotation of like 6 females and getting drunk and doing coke like 6 nights per week.

Eventually it's going to catch up, but goddamn it's probably really fun for now.
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OP you've got 3 minutes to upload vid otherwise we gonna run a train on YOU
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post 1664706513 07-20-2022, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By LiftBigEatBig⏩
OP you've got 3 minutes to upload vid otherwise we gonna run a train on YOU
imgur . com / tdHBEDi
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post 1664706633 07-20-2022, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Lol, this sounds like the kinda chit my budddy is doing right now. Just complete degenerate chit, with a rotation of like 6 females and getting drunk and doing coke like 6 nights per week.

Eventually it's going to catch up, but goddamn it's probably really fun for now.
I find having a rotation above 3 girls too hard to maintain especially if you are trying to go out with the boys and meet new sloots on the weekends. Too many logistical issues and forgetting/mixing up what you told each sloot or what they told you

I dont really do coke, just this sloot brought it with her. I used to go way harder last year def toned it down a bit. This is just the beginning boys i get into some crazy **** every weekend with the crew. Will keep posting
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post 1664706653 07-20-2022, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By BamHurgler⏩
imgur . com / tdHBEDi
Post the nude video brah
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Why no pics of the tinder sloot?
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Originally Posted By LiftBigEatBig⏩
Post the nude video brah
pretty sure ill get banned for that g. Also my dink is in all of the vids
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post 1664706873 07-20-2022, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Why no pics of the tinder sloot?
honestly I only have a vid of them doing lines and im not tryna put that out there

didnt take any vids of the actual 3 some cuz i was coked out and had my hands full if ya feel me

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but you spelled hamburglar wrong
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Originally Posted By thatsnarf⏩
but you spelled hamburglar wrong
just mire me brah
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