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post 1665268643 07-30-2022, 09:00 PM
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Anyone else haunted by the memory of their dads penis?

The taste, shape, and even the dark grey color of it?
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post 1665268783 07-30-2022, 09:02 PM
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post 1665268823 07-30-2022, 09:03 PM
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post 1665268893 07-30-2022, 09:04 PM
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First time i saw my dads dick by accident **** was HUGE

What happened to dicks these days? My **** tiny
post 1665269043 07-30-2022, 09:07 PM
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Lmao
post 1665269113 07-30-2022, 09:09 PM
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I had leukemia when I was a kid

I was part of the make a wish program and I had wished to meet Goldberg from WCW



My dad is bald and I will never forget him showing up in a black Speedo and his bald head glistening like Goldbergs



He took off his speedo and he took of my hospital gown and emptied his balls deep in my ass — and we had a baby together. We named him Donny (ded fkn Srs)


I am happy that Roe v Wade has been abolished otherwise men like me would not be able to have children
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~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
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post 1665269133 07-30-2022, 09:10 PM
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i've seen this guy's penis with piss coming out
post 1665269213 07-30-2022, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
I had leukemia when I was a kid

I was part of the make a wish program and I had wished to meet Goldberg from WCW



My dad is bald and I will never forget him showing up in a black Speedo and his bald head glistening like Goldbergs



He took off his speedo and he took of my hospital gown and emptied his balls deep in my ass — and we had a baby together. We named him Donny (ded fkn Srs)


I am happy that Roe v Wade has been abolished otherwise men like me would not be able to have children
What the ****
post 1665269473 07-30-2022, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
I had leukemia when I was a kid

I was part of the make a wish program and I had wished to meet Goldberg from WCW



My dad is bald and I will never forget him showing up in a black Speedo and his bald head glistening like Goldbergs



He took off his speedo and he took of my hospital gown and emptied his balls deep in my ass — and we had a baby together. We named him Donny (ded fkn Srs)


I am happy that Roe v Wade has been abolished otherwise men like me would not be able to have children
Lmaoooooo wtf
post 1665269533 07-30-2022, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Babayagawick85⏩
What the ****
Yep at the end of the day he created me when he came, so that one day I would make him cum (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1665269743 07-30-2022, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Yep at the end of the day he created me when he came, so that one day I would make him cum (ded fkn Srs)
Fkn fk lmaoroflcopter
post 1665270363 07-30-2022, 09:36 PM
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post 1665270763 07-30-2022, 09:44 PM
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Damn
post 1665271073 07-30-2022, 09:51 PM
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post 1665271623 07-30-2022, 10:02 PM
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Mbisonson is for sure
post 1665271793 07-30-2022, 10:06 PM
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Dad? No, uncle...yes
post 1665293103 07-31-2022, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Dad? No, uncle...yes
I hear you bro Fr
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~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
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post 1665536603 08-04-2022, 10:21 AM
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bumping this up
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1665537283 08-04-2022, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
I had leukemia when I was a kid

I was part of the make a wish program and I had wished to meet Goldberg from WCW



My dad is bald and I will never forget him showing up in a black Speedo and his bald head glistening like Goldbergs



He took off his speedo and he took of my hospital gown and emptied his balls deep in my ass — and we had a baby together. We named him Donny (ded fkn Srs)


I am happy that Roe v Wade has been abolished otherwise men like me would not be able to have children
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