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Thread: You have one chance to talk to Putin and bring peace to the world

post 1665402643 08-02-2022, 06:52 AM
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You have one chance to talk to Putin and bring peace to the world

You're taking a piss in Siberia and Putin walks in to take a piss/shet.

How do you convince him to strive for peace? He's got a golden drop packed and ready to go within 60 seconds.

Wut do?
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post 1665402823 08-02-2022, 06:55 AM
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Ask him to nuke wherever OP is from first
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post 1665404023 08-02-2022, 07:19 AM
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You listen to what he says first about why he do what he do. Then take it from there. Find common ground, and steer it towards peace.

Don’t forget to ask for a ride on a yacht and an AK47 as gift.
post 1665404063 08-02-2022, 07:20 AM
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Ask him whether Anna Kobaeva is still as flexible as the earlier videos indicate
post 1665404233 08-02-2022, 07:23 AM
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OP did you see that video of the Russian soldier slicing that Ukrainian soldiers balls off?

Did you know in the US, the government encourages confused children and teens to do that very same thing?
post 1665404733 08-02-2022, 07:31 AM
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Look him in his eyes........glance down at his dink.........look back into his eyes, smirk/scoff a bit and say "I thought you'd be bigger"

2 shakes, zip up, turn around....walk to the sink to wash my hands and as I turn on the water say "You know the History books are going to portray you as the bad guy right?........Just wait out ol Poop Pants Joe and when Daddy Trump gets back in office, he'll make everything all better for ya, you'll be the bell of the ball when he's done with you"

Turn around, wink at him as he's finishing up and walking towards the sinks.... and as I'm opening the door to leave, look at him with a bit of a pause and say.......".......I really did think you'd be bigger"

Then vanish into the Serbian night.
post 1665405483 08-02-2022, 07:48 AM
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I'd tell him that 3rd Rome is nearly a reality.

I'd tell him to kick out the central banks and end usury in Russia.

I'd tell him that by nuking Israel we can have peace in the middle east.

The Orthodox Christian Imperium, Byzantine 2.0 is nearly a reality under Tsar Putin, first we must crush Ukraine and bring them to heel then starve the degenerate West of gas until they become Christian Theocracies.

Hail Tsar Putin

post 1665405863 08-02-2022, 07:53 AM
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Fukin lol at thinking you needed to talk to Putin for that. NPC’s gonna NPC.
post 1665407093 08-02-2022, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Ask him to nuke wherever OP is from first
You fuking kunt... 6/10
Originally Posted By kusok⏩
You listen to what he says first about why he do what he do. Then take it from there. Find common ground, and steer it towards peace.

Don’t forget to ask for a ride on a yacht and an AK47 as gift.
He'd have his poop bagged up and ready to go to the lab before you get the chance to reply my friend. 3,5/10
Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Ask him whether Anna Kobaeva is still as flexible as the earlier videos indicate
No peace but respect the question. 69/10
Originally Posted By robertbaggiojr⏩
OP did you see that video of the Russian soldier slicing that Ukrainian soldiers balls off?

Did you know in the US, the government encourages confused children and teens to do that very same thing?
What the fuk are you on about son? autist/10
Originally Posted By bsmit107⏩
Look him in his eyes........glance down at his dink.........look back into his eyes, smirk/scoff a bit and say "I thought you'd be bigger"

2 shakes, zip up, turn around....walk to the sink to wash my hands and as I turn on the water say "You know the History books are going to portray you as the bad guy right?........Just wait out ol Poop Pants Joe and when Daddy Trump gets back in office, he'll make everything all better for ya, you'll be the bell of the ball when he's done with you"

Turn around, wink at him as he's finishing up and walking towards the sinks.... and as I'm opening the door to leave, look at him with a bit of a pause and say.......".......I really did think you'd be bigger"

Then vanish into the Serbian night.
Pretty sure he fires up the nukes after this. 9/10
Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
I'd tell him that 3rd Rome is nearly a reality.

I'd tell him to kick out the central banks and end usury in Russia.

I'd tell him that by nuking Israel we can have peace in the middle east.

The Orthodox Christian Imperium, Byzantine 2.0 is nearly a reality under Tsar Putin, first we must crush Ukraine and bring them to heel then starve the degenerate West of gas until they become Christian Theocracies.

Hail Tsar Putin

Weaponized autism. 7,2/10
Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
Fukin lol at thinking you needed to talk to Putin for that. NPC’s gonna NPC.
Yes I'm very srs. retarded/10
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post 1665407563 08-02-2022, 08:17 AM
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“Well, Mr. Putin, I guess bears do chit in the woods! Huehuehue”
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