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08-02-2022, 06:23 PM
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- Roldz
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- Roldz
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A drunk man stumbles into a bar
A drunk man stumbles into a bar, sits down and orders two shots of whiskey.
Bartender says "Damn man, you look like you've had a ****ty day."
The drunk man says "It's been the worst day of my life! I was standing on the corner of the street taking a piss when a bus went by and knocked my dick off, man!"
Bartender says "That's impossible. There's no way a bus knocked your dick off." The drunk man says "I got it right here in my pocket!" He takes something out of his pocket and puts it up on the bar.
Bartender says "You drunk fool, that ain't your dick. That's a cigar" The drunk man examines the object on the bar and says "Oh. Wrong pocket," and reaches into the other, grabs it and puts it on the bar. Bartender says "Sorry bub. That's a cigar too."
The drunk man looks at the two cigars and starts crying.
"Holy ****. I smoked my dick!"
Bartender says "Damn man, you look like you've had a ****ty day."
The drunk man says "It's been the worst day of my life! I was standing on the corner of the street taking a piss when a bus went by and knocked my dick off, man!"
Bartender says "That's impossible. There's no way a bus knocked your dick off." The drunk man says "I got it right here in my pocket!" He takes something out of his pocket and puts it up on the bar.
Bartender says "You drunk fool, that ain't your dick. That's a cigar" The drunk man examines the object on the bar and says "Oh. Wrong pocket," and reaches into the other, grabs it and puts it on the bar. Bartender says "Sorry bub. That's a cigar too."
The drunk man looks at the two cigars and starts crying.
"Holy ****. I smoked my dick!"
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08-03-2022, 01:58 PM
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08-03-2022, 02:00 PM
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- rjthegreat10
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I did smirk to be fair
08-03-2022, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By rjthegreat10⏩
not even .I did smirk to be fair
Did you guys here there recalling 200,000 Teslas.
Apparently they smell a little musky
Back with my Fam
08-03-2022, 02:45 PM
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08-03-2022, 03:06 PM
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What’s the best part about gardening?
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
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