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post 1666300783 08-17-2022, 07:58 PM
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Might join military (srs)

It's time to die
post 1666301003 08-17-2022, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
It's time to die
Lmaooo
post 1666301043 08-17-2022, 08:03 PM
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gonna get them vaxx and boosters boyo...
post 1666301063 08-17-2022, 08:03 PM
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Few tips;

1. If a drill instructor starts yelling at you, they might just be having a bad day and need a friend, pull them aside and ask if they need someone to talk to. However, some of them are just bullies, and you need to stand up to bullies, so you yell right back at those types.

2. Forget any CQB training you get. The best way to clear a room is to fire an anti-tank round backwards so the backblast incapacitates everyone in the room, then you can just walk in and mop up.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1666301133 08-17-2022, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Paul
gonna get them vaxx and boosters boyo...
Fuark they're gonna kill me before I even get deployed
post 1666301303 08-17-2022, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
Fuark they're gonna kill me before I even get deployed
Been a strange uptick lately with injuries ect. Best of luck, defend our freedom! Enjoy the extensive diversity and inclusion training you get. Also if you feel the need they will foot the bill for your transition!!!!
post 1666301343 08-17-2022, 08:10 PM
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Dis you OP

See ShakeBrah's signature
post 1666301443 08-17-2022, 08:12 PM
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lol you'll wash out ****g0t
post 1666301583 08-17-2022, 08:15 PM
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post 1666301663 08-17-2022, 08:17 PM
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Which branch ****g0t?
For God so repped the world, that he negged his only begotten Son, that whosoever reppeth in him should not be negged, but have everlasting reps.
post 1666301673 08-17-2022, 08:17 PM
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most likely out of shape fat fuk
post 1666301763 08-17-2022, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted By SoulBlazer470⏩
Which branch ****g0t?
Navy seal/Naval intelligence
Originally Posted By Sil3nt1⏩
most likely out of shape fat fuk
Isn't that what basic training's for?
post 1666301793 08-17-2022, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
Navy seal



Isn't that what basic training's for?
lol can't even do a pullup ****g0t
post 1666301953 08-17-2022, 08:22 PM
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how would it feel if your entire platoon gets taken out by four 5'5 manlets in sandels?
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post 1666302023 08-17-2022, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By theory816⏩
how would it feel if your entire platoon gets taken out by four 5'5 manlets in sandels?
go back to chynah bitch
post 1666302053 08-17-2022, 08:25 PM
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post 1666302083 08-17-2022, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Sil3nt1⏩
lol can't even do a pullup ****g0t
False
Originally Posted By theory816⏩
how would it feel if your entire platoon gets taken out by four 5'5 manlets in sandels?
Not on my watch buddy
post 1666302143 08-17-2022, 08:26 PM
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Joining the military is like moving in to live under a abusive controlling cult mother who yells at you, damages you, separates you from any potential mate, mentally drains you, and then tells you that what you are doing is a blessed cause to make you feel better. But hey, at the end of the day you still get to live rent free and enjoy some free ****.
post 1666302213 08-17-2022, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted By BalkanPrince⏩
Joining the military is like moving in to live under a abusive controlling cult mother who yells at you, damages you, separates you from any potential mate, mentally drains you, and then tells you that what you are doing is a blessed cause to make you feel better. But hey, at the end of the day you still get to live rent free and enjoy some free ****.
or if you're not fat fuk op and motivated go ranger/unconventional
post 1666302323 08-17-2022, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
Not on my watch buddy
Lmao. Im sure that's what the last squad said. But mirin courage.
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post 1666302433 08-17-2022, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By theory816⏩
Lmao. Im sure that's what the last squad said. But mirin courage.
I just want to do my part and fight the good fight against the Ukrainians
post 1666302653 08-17-2022, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
I just want to do my part and fight the good fight against the Ukrainians
Spetsnaz brah that you?
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1666306373 08-17-2022, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
Isn't that what basic training's for?
You should be in shape before you hit basic. If you aren't in shape and you are talking about being a SEAL I have some bad news for you.
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post 1666306873 08-17-2022, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
Navy seal/Naval intelligence



Isn't that what basic training's for?
The navy is nothing but hot women now. Might be alright.
post 1666306963 08-17-2022, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By SoulBlazer470⏩
You should be in shape before you hit basic. If you aren't in shape and you are talking about being a SEAL I have some bad news for you.
It's kill or be killed boyo
post 1666306973 08-17-2022, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
It's kill or be killed boyo
post 1666307123 08-17-2022, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
It's kill or be killed boyo
At least you are motivated. Your family will get a decent payout when you die so you're good to go. At the very least you won't be around any longer to make alt accounts and ****ty threads.
For God so repped the world, that he negged his only begotten Son, that whosoever reppeth in him should not be negged, but have everlasting reps.
post 1666307253 08-17-2022, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted By SoulBlazer470⏩
At least you are motivated. Your family will get a decent payout when you die so you're good to go. At the very least you won't be around any longer to make alt accounts and ****ty threads.
This is my main account. There are many like it, but this one is mine
post 1666307333 08-17-2022, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By ripinside⏩
This is my main account. There are many like it, but this one is mine
This is OP. There are many like it, but this one is a ****g0t.
For God so repped the world, that he negged his only begotten Son, that whosoever reppeth in him should not be negged, but have everlasting reps.
post 1666307433 08-17-2022, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted By SoulBlazer470⏩
This is OP. There are many like it, but this one is a ****g0t.
Lol
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