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post 1666363193 08-18-2022, 09:30 PM
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Anyone here ever 'renaissance mogged' another man?

The other day there was a guy at the mall who thought his Robin Hood shoes were more 'renaissance fair' than mine.

Boy was he wrong.

First off upon closer inspection, the heels on my shoes were a full 2" higher than his poverty knockoffs.

But that isn't the best part, dig this:

He thought his fake variant elf shoes were pointier than mine until I revealed that I was wearing a cap on the toes to hide just how pointy my shoes were.

Guy stormed off muttering under his breath while I laughed.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1666363253 08-18-2022, 09:33 PM
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post 1666364163 08-18-2022, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
The other day there was a guy at the mall who thought his Robin Hood shoes were more 'renaissance fair' than mine.

Boy was he wrong.

First off upon closer inspection, the heels on my shoes were a full 2" higher than his poverty knockoffs.

But that isn't the best part, dig this:

He thought his fake variant elf shoes were pointier than mine until I revealed that I was wearing a cap on the toes to hide just how pointy my shoes were.

Guy stormed off muttering under his breath while I laughed.
post 1666364343 08-18-2022, 10:03 PM
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post 1666364573 08-18-2022, 10:08 PM
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Just lol and you didn't even have to reveal your trap card. The hidden chain mail underneath your jacket.
post 1666364613 08-18-2022, 10:10 PM
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post 1666364663 08-18-2022, 10:12 PM
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So this is what the world has come to huh? “Men in Tights” renaissance mogging people at malls now.
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post 1666364773 08-18-2022, 10:17 PM
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Do you ever think if you didn't take showers with your dad you wouldn't have turned out this way?
post 1666365163 08-18-2022, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted By yabbayabba⏩
Do you ever think if you didn't take showers with your dad you wouldn't have turned out this way?
Honestly Timmy if misc looked at you and then me, the reasonable conclusion would be maybe you should have taken showers with your dad.

I know you'd have to actually know him for that to have been possible but I'm talking hypothetically right now Timmy.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1666365273 08-18-2022, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Honestly Timmy if misc looked at you and then me, the reasonable conclusion would be maybe you should have taken showers with your dad.

I know you'd have to actually know him for that to have been possible but I'm talking hypothetically right now Timmy.
The 40 year old virgin shower boy is big mad. Probably got some p3do tendencies out of the shower deal too?
post 1666365363 08-18-2022, 10:37 PM
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post 1666365413 08-18-2022, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted By yabbayabba⏩
The 40 year old virgin shower boy is big mad. Probably got some p3do tendencies out of the shower deal too?
OK Tim.

Somebody seems to get emotional when confronted with the truth.

I'm sorry my reality ****'s on yours Timmy, but you can always fall back on making "snazzy" posts on the misc for "joy" in life.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1666365753 08-18-2022, 10:49 PM
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Lol
post 1666365893 08-18-2022, 10:53 PM
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LMFAO how all I had to do was tell Timmy up there "look at me and look at you" for him to run off like a little bitch.

Have to wonder though what variety of Timmy he is.

Is he drinking to ease the pain or finding his way to the bottom of a tub of generic Hagen-Dahz?

Masturbating is a given.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1666365913 08-18-2022, 10:54 PM
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gotta admit that i'm impressed with this thread, OPie

i think you're turning over a new leaf
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