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Thread: The little sloot midget I’ve been crushing on saw me yesterday and I looked awful

post 1666385623 08-19-2022, 11:06 AM
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The little sloot midget I’ve been crushing on saw me yesterday and I looked awful

I smelled so badly, she works at the Grocery store

I was just fapping all day and reeked of cum and body odor

This is why I will always be forever alone

Next time I see her I’m gonna make sure I’m showered and don’t smell like cum and sweat

And I will ask for her number

I’m 5”7 she’s like 4”10 up to my stomach almost probably has to stand to suck me off
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post 1666385833 08-19-2022, 11:09 AM
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But how do you fap and cum all day if you are always..... simplyflacid?

Also if she is a true sloot she will recognize the coom smell and get turned on (srs)

If she's not a sloot she won't recognize it and will think you're just unhygienic (srs)

Both are bad, but for different reasons.
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post 1666385983 08-19-2022, 11:10 AM
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Well good part is you can rest your drink on the top of her head.
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post 1666386053 08-19-2022, 11:11 AM
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you couldnt even get yourself together for a midget.........smh
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post 1666386323 08-19-2022, 11:15 AM
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womanlets are more obsessed with height than normal gals

smashed a 4'11" gal recently and she said her preference was 6'2" for dudes srs

i suggest you get your tibs lengthened in istanbul before seeing her again srs
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post 1666387313 08-19-2022, 11:33 AM
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Lol at a literal manlet calling a short girl a midget.

So from your stomach to the top of your head is only 9"? Quit exaggerating with your hobbit status.

I'd be almost 15" taller than her and we have a few real tall guys on here that would be almost 20" taller. Those are the people that she would hardly come up to their stomach, not you.

Go back home and continue to fap. She wants 6' and taller.
post 1666388453 08-19-2022, 11:53 AM
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Pics????
post 1666391953 08-19-2022, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
womanlets are more obsessed with height than normal gals

smashed a 4'11" gal recently and she said her preference was 6'2" for dudes srs

i suggest you get your tibs lengthened in istanbul before seeing her again srs
brutal.
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post 1666392003 08-19-2022, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Pics????
this

where in da fuq are the pics u stupid retard fuq
post 1666392113 08-19-2022, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
womanlets are more obsessed with height than normal gals

smashed a 4'11" gal recently and she said her preference was 6'2" for dudes srs

i suggest you get your tibs lengthened in istanbul before seeing her again srs
She's obviously compensating for her insecurities. She feels "normal" if she gets a tall guy. What a broken little dwarf.
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