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post 1667210483 09-02-2022, 05:10 PM
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Gf complaining about my smelly dick (SRS)

So naturally my penis smells. Because I pee from there.

Whenever my gf and I start getting freaky she will touch my penis and smell her hand to assess the scent. And she always tells me it smells and if I don’t clean it I will have to use a condom

The problem is, even if I clean it, I will inevitably need to pee again in the next hour. And it will smell again. She gave me a lotion and told me to use it, but it doesn’t matter - as soon as I pee again, the smell is back.

It’s gotten to the point where I’m timing my fluid intake around the times I think we’re going to have sex. But sometimes even when we’re watching Netflix, she will put her hand in my underpants and start playing with my dick. And she will sniff her hand and tell me it smells.

What is the actual solution here?
*Deadlifts pants after taking a chit crew*
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post 1667210523 09-02-2022, 05:11 PM
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what the fuk are you peeing?
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post 1667210593 09-02-2022, 05:13 PM
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post 1667210683 09-02-2022, 05:15 PM
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Bro what the fuk. Sweating might make your dink stink. But taking a piss shouldn’t give your dik a noticeable odor lmao.
post 1667210713 09-02-2022, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
what the fuk are you peeing?
Battery acid

Also OP confirmed anteater
post 1667210763 09-02-2022, 05:16 PM
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lol i mean my dick might smell a bit musty after a couple of days without showering but right after you pee? u wot m8
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post 1667210803 09-02-2022, 05:17 PM
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Stank dink motherfocker, wash your ass and balls. You are either nasty or are abusing the srs tag.
post 1667210823 09-02-2022, 05:17 PM
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sorry about your smelly cock dude
post 1667210883 09-02-2022, 05:18 PM
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Replies are confusing me (srs)

I assumed this was normal
*Deadlifts pants after taking a chit crew*
*Typos can go fucl themselves crew*
*Nice miscer crew*
*Loves reps, hates negs crew*
*Faps before workout crew*
*12+ hours of sleep crew*
*Faps during workout crew*
*Hates onions crew*
*Faps after workout crew*
*No fap crew*
post 1667211073 09-02-2022, 05:22 PM
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Lay off the asparagus.
post 1667211103 09-02-2022, 05:22 PM
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Dick smells if I coom and don't shower immediately after. Pee does not affect it. See post #2.
post 1667211133 09-02-2022, 05:23 PM
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stop ****ing you BF in the ass
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post 1667211203 09-02-2022, 05:24 PM
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Unless your pissing your pants your dick shouldn’t smell like piss. You’re supposed to shake your dick at the end so you don’t dribble into your knickers
post 1667212103 09-02-2022, 05:47 PM
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Weird, she never complains about mine.
post 1667212173 09-02-2022, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Kay4Kool⏩
Also OP confirmed anteater
That was my guess as well
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post 1667212233 09-02-2022, 05:49 PM
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post 1667212333 09-02-2022, 05:51 PM
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Just add some lavender lotion on that **** and you should be gucci.
post 1667212613 09-02-2022, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Unless your pissing your pants your dick shouldn’t smell like piss. You’re supposed to shake your dick at the end so you don’t dribble into your knickers
post 1667212623 09-02-2022, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Attamane⏩
Im anteater too. It’s not hard
If it's not hard at all times, then lift harder... High Test = Permerect...
post 1667212693 09-02-2022, 05:57 PM
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Uh-ohnopicsagain.jpeg
post 1667212743 09-02-2022, 05:58 PM
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My secret is take her underarm anti-persperant and roll it on your taint and a dab right on the head. Prevents the stank, and also keeps the swamp monster away.
post 1667212753 09-02-2022, 05:58 PM
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OP out here changing his snug boxer briefs only once a week, fumigating his cocknballs with the stench of dingleberry infused crack sweat, and a leaky pee-pee. Only seen blowjobs in porn.
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post 1667216513 09-02-2022, 07:23 PM
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Didnt read any comments but the solution here is to use toilet paper and dab your dink head completely dry after every piss.

Do not let any piss leak out. Squeeze it all out and use the toilet paper to dry.
post 1667217003 09-02-2022, 07:33 PM
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This is very unsettling
post 1667217053 09-02-2022, 07:35 PM
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I have report you
post 1667217373 09-02-2022, 07:44 PM
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if you're on keto, your piss prob smells bad.
post 1667217563 09-02-2022, 07:49 PM
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Seems like a medical disorder. If you wash your dick before sex it shouldn’t smell. You could have an STD or UTI
post 1667217583 09-02-2022, 07:49 PM
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Wash your dick head thoroughly, dry everywhere, then use this

https://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Balls-L.../dp/B00D2959I4
Keep the srs tag sacred crew
post 1667217893 09-02-2022, 07:55 PM
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Put a small dab of bengay in your peehole with a qtip. Next time you piss the piss will hit the bengay on the way out and it will make the piss minty fresh.
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post 1667218373 09-02-2022, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
what the fuk are you peeing?
This. Dam son, you have kidney or liver failure?
Jesus is my lifting partner.
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