Started phucking coworker of the same age

So misc, about a month ago I started hitting on this total sloot. My Mexican charms were to much and she sucked my dink at work. Been phucking her regularly but she has a bf, she even told him I asked her out. He's an idiot and believed her when she said me being the same age was a turn off. She also says my Charizo is so much bigger then his vienna sausage, whatever that means. Def don't wanna wife this wh0re but can't keep my Weiner out of her. I'm scared her man will find out and send ICE to my parents house. What do?
180 lb crew
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