87 year old D-level actor with popular Youtube channel

Tom Willett - mostly known for his role in an 80s show called Dear John in which he had a non-speaking part. His youtube channel regularly gets 100k+ viewers per video, giving slow talks about life while he cooks dollar-store quality meals, drinks soda out of the liter bottle and eats his meals right off the frying pan.

**Eat lots and lots of birds. The smaller the bird, the more compact its protein content. Parrots are great sources for protein.**