Wtf is wrong with you. You’re making a mockery out of me? Haha kid you don’t know who ur messing with buckko. I’m a real man and do real man stuff. I have 10 guns that I sleep next to and my wife is always in the kitchen. My dong is HUGE that I have to constantly pull my pants up otherwise sloths of women would have to be swatted away on the daily. But whatever kid, you can keep me banned but I’m out here at the coolest restaurants chilling with the chillest people and living my life while you’re out here as a mod banning people. Wow haha good **** bro. You’re so powerful.

I can't verbally describe the impact OP had on my life. He was literally a father figure to me. The way this pathetic world treats men is shameful to witness. Nevertheless, he was here to deliver a message and the message has been delivered. His duty is done and it is my responsibility to honour this MAN and accomplish everything I've desired. On behalf of his name we should raise hell upon this world and these pathetic peasants. They are afraid of MEN.

What the fuk did you just fuking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fuking words. You think you can get away with saying that shyt to me over the Internet? Think again, fuker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fuking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shyt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shyt fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fuking dead, kiddo.

Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What’s that buddy? Wha- A grammatical error?!? WHAT?!? B… Bu… That can’t be possible! Surely not! A GRAMMAR MISTAKE? IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 257 IQ Brain were here to correct it! Thank you! Have my gratitude, Actually, What’s your cash app? I’d like to give you 20$… Know what? While we’re at it have the keys to my car. Actually, no, scratch that. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up. Also, my Paypal username and password are Ilikesmartazzes4 and 968386329. Go have fun. Thank you for your work.