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post 1667521463 09-08-2022, 09:19 AM
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Why does my dog fart so loudly?

Not even lying bros.

between 6 and 9 times a day I can hear her - without any shame - just ripping ass. Never seen a dog fart this A) Much & B) loudly.

That's not it man.
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post 1667522323 09-08-2022, 09:38 AM
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Bad news boyo

She's asserting dominance


maybe srs
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post 1667522713 09-08-2022, 09:44 AM
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I have a rott/lab mix and a chihuahua. The chihuahua out farts all of us. It doesn't seem possible.
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post 1667522733 09-08-2022, 09:44 AM
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shih tzu

Perhaps a chocolate labradoodoo

Or maybe a Mongolian fart hound
post 1667522803 09-08-2022, 09:46 AM
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Your dog probably doesn't have enough ass hair to diffuse the sound. srs

Time to Regain that ass
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Diet/food allergies?

When I give my dog the odd meat scrap she'll rip the most heinous blubbering trumpet farts and wake herself up from a nap to greedily sniff her stank bung.
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post 1667551653 09-08-2022, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted By AK1615⏩
Bad news boyo

She's asserting dominance


maybe srs
As if she doesn’t already parade around the house doing whatever the fuq she wants anyways…

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post 1667553363 09-08-2022, 07:17 PM
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Because you feed your dog garbage.

give your dog what wolves are supposed to eat, raw meat and water, not only gas, but smell, illnesses, smelly poop, shedding, all that stuff goes away. Less sheit for you to clean up and put up with.

Humans and rats are the only animals that can eat garbage, dogs and especially cats need actual nutrition they are meant to eat from evolutionary standpoint.

Every cat owner who shows their cat at shows knows to feed the cat raw meat for shiny fur, no shedding, clean teeth (due to enzyme activity) and good breath, not to mention prevention of kidney failure, a leading cause of death for cats and dogs because we feed them cooked and even worse dry garbage.
post 1667553913 09-08-2022, 07:28 PM
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chicks i dated who loved anal rarely made a sound when they farted so congrats for not molesting your dog?
post 1667554453 09-08-2022, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
Because you feed your dog garbage.

give your dog what wolves are supposed to eat, raw meat and water, not only gas, but smell, illnesses, smelly poop, shedding, all that stuff goes away. Less sheit for you to clean up and put up with.

Humans and rats are the only animals that can eat garbage, dogs and especially cats need actual nutrition they are meant to eat from evolutionary standpoint.

Every cat owner who shows their cat at shows knows to feed the cat raw meat for shiny fur, no shedding, clean teeth (due to enzyme activity) and good breath, not to mention prevention of kidney failure, a leading cause of death for cats and dogs because we feed them cooked and even worse dry garbage.
this.

JustFoodForDogs is some good stuff as well if you have one by you OP
post 1667556693 09-08-2022, 08:29 PM
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I appreciate the feedback honestly. I’m in process of switching to an all real food diet for her.

Excited for her sheeeit not to stink.
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post 1667556863 09-08-2022, 08:33 PM
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Vocaroo her 4 reps srs.
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post 1667556873 09-08-2022, 08:33 PM
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Thanks for the belly laugh op

Good luck with your dog fart suppressing goals of 2022
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post 1667557093 09-08-2022, 08:37 PM
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Because you touch yourself at night OP

Thats why..
post 1667623763 09-10-2022, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
I appreciate the feedback honestly. I’m in process of switching to an all real food diet for her.

Excited for her sheeeit not to stink.
Give the dog some time to switch and adjust. I used Feline Instincts brand for my cat that lived 25 years (I adopted her when she was 12 and with kidney failure) but they make dog food also, they send you a powder with vitamins and you mix it with raw meat, super easy, but I’m sure there are many other brands, many of which are already prepared and you don’t have to do anything.

Raw is key. Raw meat contains enzymes that clean your dog’s mouth, get rid of all smell and shedding, reduce sheit (but increases urination), the sheit will be smaller and much less stinky. remember there is no good cooked or dry dog or cat food. The only way is raw. Any dog is just a baby wolf genetically. It’s a wolf, that’s what it ate for millions of years. Raw meat. it didn’t cook itself sweet potato and sheit. Neither did we, humans. That’s why many people fart after eating starch. You often don’t even have the enzyme amalase needed to break down that stupid sheit.
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