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post 1667773453 09-12-2022, 09:22 PM
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Are you a Good person? Come see - shopping cart theory




well ?
post 1667773873 09-12-2022, 09:33 PM
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yeah, and if theres other carts on my path to return my own I'll horde them up and take them back. mainly because I'm not a lazy fat fuk; walking a few steps is not a burden to me.
post 1667773913 09-12-2022, 09:34 PM
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I only return it because I live in fear of that cartnarc YouTuber who shames ppl for not returning their carts, that he will see me and broadcast me all over the internets.

Dead fukn srs. If not for that guy I never return cart.
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post 1667773923 09-12-2022, 09:35 PM
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What if you place the cart on the side in the vestibule or near other carts?

What if you place the cart in the outside cart racks?
post 1667774453 09-12-2022, 09:47 PM
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Same people that let their dog chit in other people's yards and don't pick it up
post 1667774763 09-12-2022, 09:55 PM
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I don't use carts. I'll carry 40 bags all over my body before I betamaxx with a cart
post 1667775113 09-12-2022, 10:02 PM
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I just leave it behind the car parked next to me
Damn
post 1667775183 09-12-2022, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By jonmcd46⏩
yeah, and if theres other carts on my path to return my own I'll horde them up and take them back. mainly because I'm not a lazy fat fuk; walking a few steps is not a burden to me.
This. People look at me weird as I'm cussing people out under my breath while taking carts people jammed half on the curb/grassy area because they couldn't walk 20 more steps to the cart coral. Boils my blood seeing people do that.
post 1667775333 09-12-2022, 10:09 PM
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I just park next to the cart return.
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post 1667775363 09-12-2022, 10:09 PM
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If you see this it’sa guarantee that cart is ending up in the middle of the parking lot

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post 1667775403 09-12-2022, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
I only return it because I live in fear of that cartnarc YouTuber who shames ppl for not returning their carts, that he will see me and broadcast me all over the internets.

Dead fukn srs. If not for that guy I never return cart.
I can't even imagine how a nightmare with "weep woop skiddily woop" would play out haha.

The man is a true legend, he has a knack for belittling effeminate lazy bones:

post 1667775433 09-12-2022, 10:11 PM
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They get paid to out them away
post 1667775473 09-12-2022, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ThatGuy950⏩
If you see this it’sa guarantee that cart is ending up in the middle of the parking lot

avg walmart cart?
post 1667775573 09-12-2022, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
I don't use carts. I'll carry 40 bags all over my body before I betamaxx with a cart
This.
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post 1667775583 09-12-2022, 10:13 PM
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i take the shopping cart home with me
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post 1667776093 09-12-2022, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
I only return it because I live in fear of that cartnarc YouTuber who shames ppl for not returning their carts, that he will see me and broadcast me all over the internets.

Dead fukn srs. If not for that guy I never return cart.
Please consider roping.
post 1667776143 09-12-2022, 10:32 PM
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There's a guy on youtube that stalks people who don't put away their carts properly.



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post 1667792663 09-13-2022, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By OrbOddLaw⏩
There's a guy on youtube that stalks people who don't put away their carts properly.



"Sir my buttcheeks are very tightly clenched"
Yes - see post above:
Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
I only return it because I live in fear of that cartnarc YouTuber who shames ppl for not returning their carts, that he will see me and broadcast me all over the internets.

Dead fukn srs. If not for that guy I never return cart.
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post 1667792733 09-13-2022, 08:55 AM
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I actually never liked the shopping cart litmus test.

I prefer to use the turn signal (and various other driving rules) as my litmus test.
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post 1667792753 09-13-2022, 08:55 AM
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this doesn't account for the fact that most of the people you would ostensibly be helping want you jabbed/locked up/dead
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post 1667793123 09-13-2022, 09:02 AM
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I never understood why that post went viral when it didn't take this very obvious thing into consideration:
Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
I only return it because I live in fear of that cartnarc YouTuber who shames ppl for not returning their carts, that he will see me and broadcast me all over the internets.

Dead fukn srs. If not for that guy I never return cart.
Which negates the whole thing.
post 1667793203 09-13-2022, 09:04 AM
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By not returning your shopping cart you are providing employment to someone to collect them and put them back
post 1667793383 09-13-2022, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By milfmanmilk⏩
By not returning your shopping cart you are providing employment to someone to collect them and put them back
This. Returning your cart is an act of a communist. By not returning it you help to stimulate the economy by providing employment to another person.
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post 1667793493 09-13-2022, 09:10 AM
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post 1667793513 09-13-2022, 09:10 AM
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post 1667793933 09-13-2022, 09:17 AM
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so a test if you had basic manners instilled into you by your parents while being raised or not?
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Seems legit
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post 1667797423 09-13-2022, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
GOAT channel. Cart Narcs. Calls people out for being too lazy to return carts





Best excuse "I left it for the next person" just lol
Do he do it to brothers?
post 1667797523 09-13-2022, 10:21 AM
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Cart narcs guy cracks me up

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