Hey rentcels?

Hope you've managed to scrape together some funds. Or you better tighten those belts and stop the Doordash addiction for the next 10 days to make sure you have enough to pay up.

Yeah, you heard me. Gotta pay that rent on time.

Else:

also don't forget the standard 18% tip on top of your rent payment

its going to 20% next year due to inflation so make sure to tip extra for these last few months in 2022

And if your lease is up don't worry, you have the luxury of renewing at a 10% increase.

Lmao my spot is trying to raise it by $100 for whatever reason, which isn't nearly as bad as the price hikes I've seen. However it's a newer place but the bathroom floor isn't evenly leveled.

Imagine trying to upcharge while having unresolved construction defects.

I usually don't increase renewals unless I know the unit isn't being well maintained or the overall costs go up. If the tenant moves out, the rent goes up for the next guy though.

at least in my state, this is why they should start making renters paying property tax rather then just the property owner..... (not 100% sure on how Texas property tax is handled)

Property value goes up? so does Property Tax.
Property Taxe rates in the town next to me has gone up 10, 25, and 13% in the last 3 years..... If im paying that, im making money off it.

Just sayin'

Repped for your public service OPWhy would a percentage-based charge increase as a result of inflation

Think mcfly think

WTF man I feel like I JUST paid it lmao.

This is a fantastic idea. Landlordsprovide a valuable public service - they contribute in fact to the public good. I got takeout pizza in NYC earlier and a tip was suggested on the terminal - I mean, why shouldn't Landlordsbe shown that sort of appreciation?

I'm a rentcel and get a kick out of these threads.

I laugh even harder when I think of the fact this is how tradies felt during the LogOutBrah era.

Rent aint nothin but a thang my guy






Thanks to my new Jordan’s being on a 48-month payment plan

Landlordsbe like:

Those 10 days will be here before you know it rentcells. Either that or better start figuring ways to make your car more comfortable.As a tradie I got a huge kick out of LOB threads. Miss them terribly. Same chit every day, same thread, but new LOL's every single time.

Is that wasp in the front?! ^

he was the best man

LOL @ rentcucks, when will they learn?

The fukin best man

Absolutely brutal

I am thinking in this post-COVID era we could indeed start some "aggressive expansion", including increases.

Thoughts?

I expect to see an increase in people on the side of the roads picking up cans and dumpster diving in the next 10 days.

Tighten up those belts rentcels, 1st of the month is closing in fast!

Ouch, rentcels on suicide watch

In on mortgagecuck cope thread

Mortgage is due this month + maintenance costs cuckboys!

Also don't forget to pay property taxes aka rent to the government or you will lose your cuckshed



Imagine being a mortgagecuck wageslave

lmao at this thread.

good luck on your 30 year mortgage that you bought 2 years ago overpaying $150-200K over value.

now only to find out next year you will get laid off and have no way to pay for it....forcing you to sell.



everything is good while you have job


lose job in recession = rope


Fed told you yesterday things gonna get lot worse next year

Renting here and no prob!

Nobody is raising my rent, I don't know who the fuk is renting from you smug dipchits lol, I wouldn't touch your sh*thole shed in a million years.

Right now I live in a nice apartment complex with clean gym right next door, beautiful pool, valet trash service, parking lot with security guards, neat lawn, free coffee and snacks, etc, all included in the monthly rent price, 20 minutes away from 2 major cities, less than 10 minutes away from work. Everyone is mirin' when I invite them over. Great price too!

Just had a maintenance over last week to fix a water problem in the bathroom, the guy came over within 30 minutes of me bitching about it. All free. Had them fix all sorts of stuff in the past year, from mold and pest control to installing a brand new sink and disposal and AC, even changing the light bulbs lol. Can't even imagine how much this chit would've costed me out of pocket had I been the owner.

I also own a house in a different state that I bought for my parents in 2020 (so yeah I'm a mortgagecel too). Property tax and HOA fees are a fuking bitch. Of course I don't make profit from it, but I'm glad they take care of all the maintenance problems instead of having some tenant calling me up every single day.

Imagine thinking:

That landlordsneed mortgages:



That even if a landlordtakes a mortgage, notunderstanding that rentcels pay that mortgage for him in perpetuity, until the mortgage is fully paid. I.e., rentcels buy properties for landlordswho simply leverage debt (on the plebs that are rentcels):

Landchad checking in

Maientance and taxes figured into your rent, rentcell.

Want to know the cool thing about a mortgage? After you pay for so long, you no longer have to pay anymore. Unlike rent which is like the universe, in that it never ends.

Another cool thing about a mortgage is as you pay on it, it helps your credit, but as you build equity, you can borrow against it if you need to. You can't borrow against next month's rent. Rent only counts against your credit if you don't pay.