Specifically when its need the most…

Left would be screaming child abuse.

Koolaid pack was the funniest chit ever

“It made me feel nasty”

the little dweeb that thought he was a blood and they made him peel an orange. that chit was gold

Had a buddy back in the day that stole car stereos. He was actually very good at it and wouldn't damage the dash like most of the idiots that would tear it out, he was like a surgeon with all the correct tools to do the job. He got busted over and over, was addicted to doing it.

They finally gave him weekends/nights in jail, so if he wasn't in school he was in jail, Sheriff would literally drop him off at school in the Morning and pick him up in the afternoon, not sure if they do that anymore.

Anyway, whenever they brought a "scared straight" group through when he was in his cell, he would be on the chitter, totally against the rules.

They kept adding weeks on to his sentence, but that motherfukker would be sitting on his chitter every damn time with a grin as kids walked by.

White, Middle Class Kid from a normal neighborhood, just got some kind of thrill out of the whole thing. Not crazy, funny AF, outgoing and loved having a good time.

Miscer before Misc. was a thing.

Lol that’s hilarious

Miscers would prob volunteer just for the BBC. "oh nooo, i dont wanna end up in here *wink*"

Kid was also hung like Dirk Diggler.

He wanted some records I had, so I said whip it out and helicopter for these incoming football players on a school bus and the records are yours.

As you can probably guess, he did it, problem was there were parents on the bus, cheerleaders etc.

I gave him the records, but school administration was going crazy about this kid whipping out his sizable unit, like 3 weeks later.

We tried to ignore it, cops were on us like mosquitos for literally 2 years, finally gave up.

Never, ever, EVER, do anything like that.

If NosyJossie was on scared straight, he would probably want to break the law to get on the inside so he could get reamed by different inmates.

Change the race and he's a career criminal thief that needs to get locked up


:troll:

He was an amazing artist. He could freehand pinstripe cars like it was done by a machine.

He fukked my SIL in her prime and she was smoking hot back then, she won't admit to it today.

He wasn't great looking, maybe just above average but he dated the hottest girl around for 3 months. She was like an Angel, this perfect high class blond sloot who's Mother was like a 9/10.

He runs a little local fast food place today. I don't go there because he's got just as much dirt on me as I got on him and I have no interest in him telling stories to my wife. He would have no issue just busting out stories that would seriously make me cringe at my younger self.

Fast food name?