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post 1668744373 09-30-2022, 09:55 PM
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Imagine using 3rd party delivery services like DoorDash(100% ded fkn srs)

Was stopping in @ the local ching chong good-good Chinesium to get the family food, right

Cashier says it'll be a minute so I sit down


This digustening stereotypical-looking hobomaxxer walks in & you could immediately smell him from 10 feet away srs(straight ass & BO)

He grabs what could've been YOUR food order with his chit-ingrained fingers & I almost threw up



He walks back out to a chit-box SUV where this 350lbs whale is & they drive off to deliver YOUR food
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post 1668744513 09-30-2022, 09:59 PM
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Ive never had a dirty looking uber or door dash driver
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post 1668744523 09-30-2022, 09:59 PM
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Never used doordash, uber eats, or grubhub etc.

I hardly have pizza delivered either I just do carry out, and go pick it up.

Brb 1 large pizza is like $15 these days plus the delivery fee which is like $5, and then expecting a $5+ tip just lmao.
post 1668744553 09-30-2022, 10:00 PM
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I prefer to cook my own food

Seriously, look up cooking classes online then get a bj and sexy time for cooking skills
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post 1668744573 09-30-2022, 10:01 PM
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Brah that was just the curry.
post 1668744603 09-30-2022, 10:02 PM
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post 1668744753 09-30-2022, 10:08 PM
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A year ago at this time I was eating out 4-5 time per week, buying lunch every day and using delivery apps constantly.

I had enough of the insane prices and dogchit service (not to mention their guilt trip attempts to squeeze 25%+ tips out of you) so now I eat out maybe twice a month. Been cooking at home and bringing leftovers for lunch. Doing the dishes is annoying as fuk but it’s better than dealing with the restaurant industry in 2022.
post 1668744793 09-30-2022, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted By ZeGermans94⏩
Never used doordash, uber eats, or grubhub etc.

I hardly have pizza delivered either I just do carry out, and go pick it up.

Brb 1 large pizza is like $15 these days plus the delivery fee which is like $5, and then expecting a $5+ tip just lmao.
Yeah I know last time I ordered 2 custom pizzas w/ breadsticks it was like $75

Lol @ Biden's pizza
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I prefer to cook my own food

Seriously, look up cooking classes online then get a bj and sexy time for cooking skills
I think everyone should start cooking a lot more given how degen soyciety has become sans 2022; who's to say that low-pay delivery tradie won't poison your ass

Also facts about the cooking skills
Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
A year ago at this time I was eating out 4-5 time per week, buying lunch every day and using delivery apps constantly.

I had enough of the insane prices and dogchit service (not to mention their guilt trip attempts to squeeze 25%+ tips out of you) so now I eat out maybe twice a month. Been cooking at home and bringing leftovers for lunch. Doing the dishes is annoying as fuk but it’s better than dealing with the restaurant industry in 2022.
Bro don't even get me started on Biden's restaurant service; fast food has become a complete joke because of zoomers & illegals
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post 1668745023 09-30-2022, 10:21 PM
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Used Uber eats when they had the $50 free promo

Tried it twice after paid $30 for a shawarma and a can of coke

Got Indian food once and it was like $20 for a small container and a piece of roti

Only tipped $1 and stopped using.

I find it funny how everywhere you go has a tip option now even pizza places on the machine it's 15% 25% 30% . They don't give u the option to tip less so I always press no tip
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post 1668745053 09-30-2022, 10:21 PM
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Hardly have ever used delivery services and the only one's wee pizza delivery. Would never just because of the tales of entitled "dashers" who think they deserve to make six figures delivering food. Same with Uber and some others as well. People seem to think that if they so much as lift a finger for you then they should get so much money.

They will all wash out. They get a few good tips here and there, but generally it's hard to keep moving at all times and not everyone is going to tip well. The thing is that they are at the lowest end of the service field, in that they are doing a job for someone not because they CAN'T do it themselves, and it's not exactly a NEED, but just that they'd rather pay a little more than get in their own car and get it themselves for liesure purposes. Economy slowing and inflation are going to really put the brakes on those services. When the bills get tight the first things that get cut are the electives.
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all my uber drivers are hot young sloots, and I hope they finger themselves and then touch my food

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post 1668745283 09-30-2022, 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Yeah I know last time I ordered 2 custom pizzas w/ breadsticks it was like $75

Lol @ Biden's pizza




I think everyone should start cooking a lot more given how degen soyciety has become sans 2022; who's to say that low-pay delivery tradie won't poison your ass

Also facts about the cooking skills



Bro don't even get me started on Biden's restaurant service; fast food has become a complete joke because of zoomers & illegals
Democrats think they are saving stupid people from the inevitable removal of their useless jobs by inflating everything, strong lack of self awareness
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post 1668745463 09-30-2022, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted By PutinItInYoGirl⏩
all my uber drivers are hot young sloots, and I hope they finger themselves and then touch my food

hnnng
Did u hear bout the hooters girl shoving wings up her snatch to the customers that didn't tip?

She was fine too
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post 1668745583 09-30-2022, 10:44 PM
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I hate being in public or around people unless I’m drunk so I mainly use DoorDash to get any supplies I need. It’s worth the cost. I don’t have to be trapped in my car or trapped in a store or a line to the checkout and have people look at me.

Just put the order in the mail room and we don’t even need to lay eyes upon each other, that’s fine with me.

Pretty much just need soap, razors, wet wipes, and deodorant. Maybe some soup or frozen food and I’m good.

So yeah I don’t like being around people so DoorDash is perfect for me.
post 1668745703 09-30-2022, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted By PutinItInYoGirl⏩
all my uber drivers are hot young sloots, and I hope they finger themselves and then touch my food

hnnng
This. Sometimes the hot young sloots ask if they can come inside to bang while handing off the food bag. (ded fkn srs)
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post 1668745803 09-30-2022, 10:51 PM
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If paying an insane amount for food that has been manhandled by a chitstained hobo is the price you have to pay to stay safe from the deadly virus then what choice do we have OP?
post 1668746163 09-30-2022, 11:02 PM
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It is a little concerning not knowing whose car my food has been in, or if they put their filthy hands in the bag and took out a chip or something. Plus the cost is outrageous.
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Once a month or so, I stop at a local Chinese place that makes their food fresh. So I sit and wait the 5 minutes for thdm to cook it up (it's so much better than getting crap that's been sitting in warmers).

Withour fail, every time I go, I see one or two of those 3rd party food delivery service people swing in. Always some od the weirdest, trashiest looking people around.
post 1668753793 10-01-2022, 06:52 AM
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only time i would use that is if there is a gather and we were doing stuff and all really hungry

but of course 90% is lazy people at night who dont want to get off the couch and hungover people late morning/early afternoon on weekends
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
It is a little concerning not knowing whose car my food has been in, or if they put their filthy hands in the bag and took out a chip or something. Plus the cost is outrageous.
One time my delivery driver pulled up in a beaten down SUV with a dog in the front seat. Now, I love dogs but is it not unsanitary to keep an animal in the same proximity as customer’s food? If a restaurant had a dog hanging out in the kitchen they’d be shut down by the health department, yet this woman let her pet rest his ass on the seat where she was placing bags of food. Not to mention it was probably dripping saliva around while panting, shedding hair, etc.
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Yeah I know last time I ordered 2 custom pizzas w/ breadsticks it was like $75
We cook a lot, and honestly walk to our local favorite Pizza place. Even Dominos here for a medium supreme or whatver is almost 50 bucks (NYC) with all the delivery fees and chit.

It is sickening how Gen Z are accustomed to paying for everything. Proud "can't cook, won't cook" rentcel plebs.

Muh rent. FOH LOL
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So you gonna tell us what you ended up ordering or just gonna leave us in suspense?

Now I miss sesame chicken and fried rice hhhhhhhnnnnnnnnggggggg
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i hope someone chits in ur takeout op
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Never understand why so many people get food delivered. Its more expensive than eating in and terrible for the planet with all that plastic waste. (No vegan just saying)

Prefer to eat in rather than have warm food delivered which costs 20% more.
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It's just the cost of Doordash that kills me. Certain restaurants like McDonald's actually come fresh and taste good with them. but it ends up being like $40.
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
A year ago at this time I was eating out 4-5 time per week, buying lunch every day and using delivery apps constantly.

I had enough of the insane prices and dogchit service (not to mention their guilt trip attempts to squeeze 25%+ tips out of you) so now I eat out maybe twice a month. Been cooking at home and bringing leftovers for lunch. Doing the dishes is annoying as fuk but it’s better than dealing with the restaurant industry in 2022.
To be fair, with DoorDash at least, service is dependent on how much you tip. If you low tip/no tip, your order gets bounced around the system until some sucker takes it ... usually a newbie who doesn't know any better. By that time, though, an hour or so might've already passed and your food has been sitting on a shelf waiting to be picked up that entire time.

A lot of people don't seem to know this. They think the tip is like tipping a waiter at a restaurant. If you want your food delivered promptly, put in a nice tip and drivers will be scrambling to get that order.


source: I DoorDashed over the summer of 2020 during the height of the pandemic.
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
I hate being in public or around people unless I’m drunk so I mainly use DoorDash to get any supplies I need. It’s worth the cost. I don’t have to be trapped in my car or trapped in a store or a line to the checkout and have people look at me.

Just put the order in the mail room and we don’t even need to lay eyes upon each other, that’s fine with me.

Pretty much just need soap, razors, wet wipes, and deodorant. Maybe some soup or frozen food and I’m good.

So yeah I don’t like being around people so DoorDash is perfect for me.
THIS GUY gets it....it has absolutely nothing to do with the delivery, or how much the driver makes, or whatever.

ITS about your time. LOL at being some cheap kunt who wastes 30min or more...usually more to get his food and come back.

And these random bad experiences are meaningless OR you deserve it for some reason OR you're just really unlucky. almost all the delivery services get it right most of the time...and faster than you could go to pick it up.

Bbbbubbb....but ....#nevertip? LOL....misc losers and cheapskates exposing themselves.


btw; these inflated rest prices are some of the places but not most for sure....for most you pay maybe $10 more including your tip. don't believe? take a look at your bill fuktard.
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There's a NY style pizza in the city which is amazing, but they only deliver through door dash or grub hub or whatever service. Their large pizzas are already 25+ bucks and the delivery fee is 5 bucks. I delivered pizza in high school so I'm a good tipper anyways, and gave a 10 dollar tip. BRB 40 fukkin bucks for a pizza that showed up at room temperature. Never again.
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imagine having some unregulated hood rat being in control of your food in their dingy chit box that reeks of marajuana. just lol

i only take taxis now. uber/lift is all ghetto lowlifes
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