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» I like to chit in the woods. Do you think the Yanks will mind?
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post 1668856343 10-03-2022, 09:27 AM
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I like to chit in the woods. Do you think the Yanks will mind?

I'm moving from Mississippi to Mass ass a two chits. Massachusetts. I'm vexed that I can't seem to find a gym with a stair master. What's wrong with these fukkin yanks? They deserve to get their yards pooped on for having such chit quality gyms.
post 1668857073 10-03-2022, 09:40 AM
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post 1668857623 10-03-2022, 09:51 AM
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.:Foot Fetish Club:.
post 1668857713 10-03-2022, 09:52 AM
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I should chit the treadmill if I can't get these fukks to buy me some decent equipment. Some chick in the past claimed I let a little pebble of stool out when I was trotting on the treadmill and it whacked her when I was running. Man, that must have sucked to be her. I thought I'd managed to scoot it back up my hungry angus, but whoopsie! Good times. I hope to crap on more hapless gym goers in the future.
post 1668857793 10-03-2022, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By gtg
tame. I've been at it since before I could talk.
post 1668857893 10-03-2022, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
I should chit the treadmill if I can't get these fukks to buy me some decent equipment. Some chick in the past claimed I let a little pebble of stool out when I was trotting on the treadmill and it whacked her when I was running. Man, that must have sucked to be her. I thought I'd managed to scoot it back up my hungry angus, but whoopsie! Good times. I hope to crap on more hapless gym goers in the future.
Bro wtf
post 1668857913 10-03-2022, 09:55 AM
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Patiently waiting for the commonwealth of Massachusetts to declare a state of emergency after brontosaurus droppings are discovered in the scituate woods
post 1668857923 10-03-2022, 09:56 AM
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Mass sucks, stay in MIss
post 1668858053 10-03-2022, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden
If I lay a nice greasy loaf and my rim is caked, it squishes between my taught butt cheeks as I run after my cute dog. we chase after deer and rabbits and we smell like wolves. My filthy ass is quite comfy. If I chit the toilet I use a bidet. But having a totally crapped up angus is a fun time.
post 1668858153 10-03-2022, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah
Mass sucks, stay in MIss
I'm inching closer to the boston university fitness center. If I ever walk in there I'll have an instant full body orgasm on the spot. that gym is a wet dream. I would NOT **** the floor. I'd not even **** in the toilets, so great would be my awe.
post 1668858223 10-03-2022, 10:00 AM
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So is this like a full-blown meltdown or just some sort of copy-pasta of which I'm unaware?
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post 1668858233 10-03-2022, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77
All your followers on instagram are indians. I bet you know a thing or two about shіtting in the street too.
Absolutely this.

Shorty looks like garbage.
"I am a rational animal who occupies the intermediary position between angel and beast"

"The upper class is afforded their position by the collective burden the underclass must carry for them"


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post 1668858363 10-03-2022, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77
All your followers on instagram are indians. I bet you know a thing or two about shіtting in the street too.
Folks from india seem to want to be friends. for some weird reason, the only americans that seem to like to be crapped on are football players. And they like to cheat. Hence my sad and lonely lack of 'murican friends. I don't know if my rep has spread to India, but my inbox is filled with dick pics. I've seen half of india's nether regions.
post 1668858423 10-03-2022, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden
So is this like a full-blown meltdown or just some sort of copy-pasta of which I'm unaware?
nah, just a chat, but to vanilla boys it must seem like Armageddon when I discuss poops and dissatisfaction with my future gym situation. I'm delaying going to the feed store. BUt i guess I must go. siigh.
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