Times that MISC posts and lingo made you crack up in real life:

10-11-2022, 10:34 AM

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Times that MISC posts and lingo made you crack up in real life:

I was standing in line at the gas station this morning and there was a young black kid with dreads - probably 20 - in a white hoodie standing in front me checking out. Dude finishes and turns around to walk out and in black letters the hoodie had NASA written on it. I fukking spit out a laugh before I could help it lol. Dude looked at me funny.

10-11-2022, 10:40 AM

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I was describing a skinny annoying guy and I called him a stupid little fgt at work.

The dishwasher I was talking too said “you can’t just say fgt” really loud

And the other dishwasher agreed.

I ending up saying it again and they did the same thing but loud enough more people could hear. To be fair I clarified the guy I was talking about was kind of like a skinny little bitch bottom and I was talking as if I was a commanding bull.

But they said I’m not allowed to say fgt unless I’ve had two dicks in my mouth.

I spent like a week worrying someone was gonna sue me but I’m pretty sure I’m in the clear

I blame the misc