so I started BJJ a few weeks ago,

And before BJJ, I would sleep with beautiful women about 2-3 times per week and get amazing, rock hard, and juicy boners,

So anyways I started BJJ because it seemed like a cool thing to do,

Anyways after like a week everytime I was fapping I had there images of me rolling with cute guys from the BJJ gym. At first I was losing my rock hard erection but after a while I would manage to keep it hard lol.

Long story short one night I was fapping and I said to myself ¨the hell with it ¨ and I fapped to the memory of me rolling with this Chad black belt totally submitting me with ease. I was rock hard and ejaculated one of the biggest load in my life dead fk srs.

It started like this and then I would ONLY tap to BJJ guys until I started getting bonners while training etc. At some point one black belt felt my rock hard erect cawk on his face and invited me to a ¨secret party¨for advanced guys.

I showed up even though I was stressed. Everybody was naked but wearing their BJJ belts, which was kind of weird but interesting.

Some brown belt dude came to me with the biggest smile ever, with his flaccid 5 inches cawk and said to me ¨you made it. You joined the tribe¨. I felt extremely satisfied to finally be part of a family like this, and I removed my clothes and joined the party, even though I was shy because everybody could see i'm only a white belt.

Some black belt dude came directly to me and stroked my flaccid cawk a good 4-5 times while looking at me directly in the eyes and said ¨I was waiting for you, I want to practice some positions with you today¨. I said ¨sure¨, as me and him went to practice BJJ on a giant mat in the living room, naked, as at least 10 other dudes were jerking each others off and moaning in the background.

Am I gay? I mean I could comptetely destroy 99% of the population in a street fight so I guess i'm alpha?

That’s hilarious OP because so I started BJJ a few weeks ago,

And before BJJ, I would sleep with beautiful women about 2-3 times per week and get amazing, rock hard, and juicy boners,

So anyways I started BJJ because it seemed like a cool thing to do,

Anyways after like a week everytime I was fapping I had there images of me rolling with cute guys from the BJJ gym. At first I was losing my rich hard erection but after a while I would manage to keep it hard lol.

Long story short one night I was tapping and I said to myself ¨the hell with it ¨ and I tapped to the memory of me rolling with this Chad black belt totally submitting me with ease. I was rock hard and ejaculated one of the biggest load in my life dead fk srs.

It started like this and then I would ONLY tap to BJJ guys until I started getting banners while training etc. At some point one black belt felt my rock hard erect cawk on his face and invited me to a ¨secret party¨for advanced guys.

I showed up even though I was stressed. Everybody was naked but wearing their BJJ belts, which was king of weird but interesting.

Some brown belt dude came to me with the biggest smile ever, with his flaccid 5 inches cawk and said to me ¨you made it. You joined the tribe¨. I felt extremely satisfied to finally be part of a family like this, and I removed my clothes and joined the party, even though I was shy because everybody could see i'm only a white belt.

Some black belt dude came directly to me and stroke my flaccid cawk a good 4-5 times while looking at me directly in the eyes and said ¨I was waiting for you, I want to practice some positions with you today¨. I said ¨sure¨, as me and him went to practice BJJ on a giant mat in the living room, naked, as at least 10 other dudes were jerking each others off and moaning in the background.

Am I gay? I mean I could comptetely destroy 99% of the population in a street fight so I guess i'm alpha?

What's the hardest part of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?





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Intrigues me to watch people make excuses for their lives while trying to put down things that are hard. I see my kid's first grader colleagues do it all the time as well.......

I mean pretty interesting story op, something similar happened to me, so I started BJJ a few weeks ago,And before BJJ, I would sleep with beautiful women about 2-3 times per week and get amazing, rock hard, and juicy boners, So anyways I started BJJ because it seemed like a cool thing to do,

Anyways after like a week everytime I was fapping I had there images of me rolling with cute guys from the BJJ gym. At first I was losing my rock hard erection but after a while I would manage to keep it hard lol.Long story short one night I was fapping and I said to myself ¨the hell with it ¨ and I fapped to the memory of me rolling with this Chad black belt totally submitting me with ease. I was rock hard and ejaculated one of the biggest load in my life dead fk srs.

It started like this and then I would ONLY tap to BJJ guys until I started getting banners while training etc. At some point one black belt felt my rock hard erect cawk on his face and invited me to a ¨secret party¨for advanced guys. I showed up even though I was stressed. Everybody was naked but wearing their BJJ belts, which was kind of weird but interesting.

Some brown belt dude came to me with the biggest smile ever, with his flaccid 5 inches cawk and said to me ¨you made it. You joined the tribe¨. I felt extremely satisfied to finally be part of a family like this, and I removed my clothes and joined the party, even though I was shy because everybody could see i'm only a white belt. Some black belt dude came directly to me and stroked my flaccid cawk a good 4-5 times while looking at me directly in the eyes and said ¨I was waiting for you, I want to practice some positions with you today¨. I said ¨sure¨, as me and him went to practice BJJ on a giant mat in the living room, naked, as at least 10 other dudes were jerking each others off and moaning in the background.

Am I gay? I mean I could comptetely destroy 99% of the population in a street fight so I guess i'm alpha?

Someone mad because he didn't get invited to the secret party yet, eh?

It will come don't worry

Reverting tale op, reminds me of that one time I started BJJ a few weeks ago,

And before BJJ, I would sleep with beautiful women about 2-3 times per week and get amazing, rock hard, and juicy boners,

So anyways I started BJJ because it seemed like a cool thing to do,

Anyways after like a week everytime I was fapping I had there images of me rolling with cute guys from the BJJ gym. At first I was losing my rock hard erection but after a while I would manage to keep it hard lol.

Long story short one night I was fapping and I said to myself ¨the hell with it ¨ and I fapped to the memory of me rolling with this Chad black belt totally submitting me with ease. I was rock hard and ejaculated one of the biggest load in my life dead fk srs.

It started like this and then I would ONLY tap to BJJ guys until I started getting bonners while training etc. At some point one black belt felt my rock hard erect cawk on his face and invited me to a ¨secret party¨for advanced guys.

I showed up even though I was stressed. Everybody was naked but wearing their BJJ belts, which was kind of weird but interesting.

Some brown belt dude came to me with the biggest smile ever, with his flaccid 5 inches cawk and said to me ¨you made it. You joined the tribe¨. I felt extremely satisfied to finally be part of a family like this, and I removed my clothes and joined the party, even though I was shy because everybody could see i'm only a white belt.

Some black belt dude came directly to me and stroked my flaccid cawk a good 4-5 times while looking at me directly in the eyes and said ¨I was waiting for you, I want to practice some positions with you today¨. I said ¨sure¨, as me and him went to practice BJJ on a giant mat in the living room, naked, as at least 10 other dudes were jerking each others off and moaning in the background.

Am I gay? I mean I could comptetely destroy 99% of the population in a street fight so I guess i'm alpha?

Congratulations. You passed the first test. You’re now able to advance to blue belt.

Nice

Pretty good gym in only a few weeks OP could destroy 99% of the population. Would like to see OP go start some fights in south central LA

I could armbar anybody in LA ***g0t

dead fk srs

Gay and a rentcel.

Mortgage payment is due in two weeks my man,

Don't be late unless you want to lose your house LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





























lol just LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My dick

That’s what my coach always tells me when I ask him that.

Dude you were alway a homo and just ran on women to compensate. Red flag is you were very focused on your own physical performance talking about having huge boners and all but not mentioning how these girls were. Now you've found a new kind of rear naked choke and you ain't never gonna tap out.

Nice

Why do you gay with man?

Must have been the bjj