Tuesday I got an alert from my security camera 2 sketchy guys walked around me house into my backyard. I have no idea who they were. A few hours later the neighbor was revving up their truck next to my window and I looked out there to see the same guy wearing the wife beater shirt that was in my yard earlier getting into the passenger side of the truck. Today 2 different sketchy looking guys came into my backyard again. When I went to go see I couldnt tell where they went until later I saw them walking down the street. I have 2 kayaks in my back room its a "sun room / florida room" if you know what that is. I think I should make room and put them in my garage because my neighbors seem to have a thing for boats. They always have new boats from who knows where showing up and they take apart the boats and cut up the boat trailers with an angle grinder.

The neighbors keep slamming car doors over and over 3-5 times at a time, then 15 minutes- an hour silence, then slam car doors in succession 3-5 times again over and over all day. Also they slam over and over something inside their house or garage that I can feel vibrate my floor under my feet. I have a concrete slab. I have no idea what they are slamming but it has to be something heavy.

Someone stole my garbage can. I called the company and they want me to do a police report or pay $150 for a replacement. Cops wouldnt take my report. And magically after my garbage can went missing, the neighbors have 2 garbage cans now. I think these people deal drugs or something. There are always cars coming and going all day and night different cars. So I am not going to confront them or anything because I know how these people will act. If they know the noise bothers me they will do it even more because these types of people get off on messing with people.

How do I get them to move away?

If you are anywhere near mexico its a chop shop and if you mess with them, cars and boats won’t be the only thing they’ll be chopping up if you know what i mean.

flaming bag of dogschitt on front porch

You have two choices.

1. Go get your garbage can back. Take it upon yourself to help them realize you are not someone to fuk with. Easiest way is hanging out back with a shotgun in your lap at night so when they creep in your backyard again you can point and watch them scatter. There are a lot of ways to create an aura around yourself so they don't fuk with you, but most like you aren't manly enough or have the balls to do it. Tbh, most guys don't anyways so not really bagging on you because you'd have to be a bit devious to do it and not everyone wants to be like that. So I'd get it if you don't want to try to strong-arm druggies and guys that have nothing going in their lives.

2. Call the cops, explain everything, tell them you think they are drug dealers. Another easy thing to do is get cool with your local cops. It's extremely easy to get them to do some extra things for you if you're cool with them or help them out in any way. This is the beauty of having a local network and connections. It's way more powerful than money.

Dig two graves in your backyard op, they will stop. If they don’t, you know what to do.

pay a homeless guy $20/day to camp out there

guess u gotta narc on them pussy. call city and file noise complaints (assuming they are loud after bylaw time - here its 9pm-6am). my city also has a line to call if you suspect a drug/prostitute house. maybe yours does too?

dont expect them to get kicked out anytime soon tho.

You have two options:

1) Kill them, and by kill them I mean kill ALL of them, otherwise you will get revenged

2) Move (do this)



Next time people come walking through your back yard in the middle of the night, consider shooting them with your AR

Just go blackface every day but do a good enough job everyone thinks you're actually black. The whole neighborhood will move away.

This except don't worry about the bag or fire and replace the dog sh*t with your sh*t.

Pretty ghetto situation is srs. Maybe your the one that needs to be trying to move.

Be the watcher

This is why god invented fences.

Adopt an ovcharka

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