So, I haven't paid rent in 8+ months and there is nothing my cucklord can do LOL

He offered me to bang his wife, which I refused, because he wanted to watch (srs).

So anyways he called me yesterday crying for 10 + minutes, dead fk srs. He told me his whole life story, how he got abused as a child, how he didn't really have no role model and how he felt into the trap of home ownership. He told me he ruined his life with this house and now because i'm not paying i'm about to put him bankrupt srs. His wife also left him wow.

So anyways at the end I said to him ¨Alright bud, I have the money¨. He was like ¨WHAT?¨. I was like ¨ yeah, I have the money i'm writing you a check right now. Your life story was amazing bro, enough of these games. Come get your check¨.

Next day he came to my house all smiling and ****, and I opened the door and handed him the envelope. He said to me ¨ I knew you were a good guy, chad. I'm happy we can finally be friends. Call me any time you need any repairs done on the house, 24/7¨.

I said ¨ Sure Tim¨, with a big smile.

One hour later I started to get WALLS of messages with him text in CAPS HOW TERRIBLE OF A HUMAN BEING I AM for giving him an empty letter. He mad?


He lives 2 hours away from me too, so I think he opened the empty letter when he got back home which is even funnier.

What should be my next move? srs

You went to a lot of work writing this fantasy troll thread. I left your reward in your cp.

Spoiler!

I left you a reward in your wife's Butthole. Go get it as it is still warm srs