Thread: Was this the worst candy ever?
11-28-2022, 12:52 PM
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Was this the worst candy ever?

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I remember getting this crap on halloween, my teachers would pass it out in elementary school, when I'd go to a friend's house their parents would give some, etc. They were like Starburst,except they were hard as a fcking rock every single time.I'd like to see the look of the person who made these and tried to pass them off as candy and tell their children what a failure their father was.
So yeah worst candy ever. Unless misc knew of something worse....
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Came in expecting orange and black taffy chit or whatever it is
11-28-2022, 12:53 PM
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Thought it'd be black licorice or those circus peanut garbage things.
I'd take these any day of the week over either of those.
I'd take these any day of the week over either of those.
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
unaware....Came in expecting orange and black taffy chit or whatever it is
Originally Posted By Jayl12345⏩
lol forgot about those circus peanut styrofoam marshmallows. Yeah they were **** but at least you could chew them instead of straining your jaw. I honestly don't recall Now and Laters being particularly sweet or anything either.Thought it'd be black licorice or those circus peanut garbage things.
I'd take these any day of the week over either of those.
I'd take these any day of the week over either of those.
11-28-2022, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
lmao sameCame in expecting orange and black taffy chit or whatever it is
or Mary Janes
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
unaware....

11-28-2022, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By theory816⏩
...candy corn.
11-28-2022, 01:14 PM
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Ever get those awful caramel and nut covered apples on a stick? Once had a lady give me one on Halloween, rawdawg no condom. Promptly smashed it on her front door.
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11-28-2022, 01:16 PM
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Neccos are worse. Only bad thing about now and laters is the wax paper would get stuck on some so you had to eat it and your tongue would get a light waxing
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11-28-2022, 01:17 PM
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I say black licorice. Yeah those now and laters are usually hard AF but at least they don't taste like a golden retriever's anus.
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11-28-2022, 01:17 PM
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11-28-2022, 01:18 PM
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Probably not, but definitely a strong contender.
Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
Peanut Butter Kisses. For some reason my parents loved to get/hand those out for Halloween. I agree, they suck.Came in expecting orange and black taffy chit or whatever it is
Originally Posted By theory816⏩
Candy Corn gets so much hate, but I think it's one of the GOATs. It blows my mind that so many people hate that stuff.candy corn.
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
Yeah Necco wafers are junk, don't know how anyone can choke those down.Neccos are worse. Only bad thing about now and laters is the wax paper would get stuck on some so you had to eat it and your tongue would get a light waxing
I'd say Mallow Cup is pretty bad if you ask me.
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Thrills gum. Literally tastes like soap. Have no idea how they are still in business.
11-28-2022, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Necco wafers are fuking garbageYeah Necco wafers are junk, don't know how anyone can choke those down.
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
bro, just looked them up, it appears that's their motto/trademark. they market themselves as a candy that tastes like soap. no doubt enough people have an acquired taste for it to keep them in businessThrills gum. Literally tastes like soap.Have no idea how they are still in business.

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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
They seem kind of familiar, but I don't remember what they tasted like. Looks like some peanuty, caramel taffy thing? Were they hard as a rock?
Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
bit o honey was actually good, but you had to warm them up first. I'm assuming you didn't like it because they were as hard to chew as a Now and LaterFuk bit-o-honey too.
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